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SELLING: My Pubes
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Yes, that is really a clump of my pubic hair – “The Italian” was a submission of mine for the Junk contest that made it into the game. Why am I creating a special Kyoubai! thread for this auction? Well, even though I think Kyoubai is just another bad end-game feature, created to slight us from believing that Forumwarz has become nothing else than pressing 1-2-1-2-1-2-1-2, I am actually interested to see if people will bid more for it knowing that it’s mine. I’m setting no reserve price, but I’m offering a Certificate of Authenticity, in the form of an image, to the winner (unless there’s a rule against it, I dunno it sounds like there might but I didn’t find anything specific, so if there is, mods feel free to delete this paragraph) to put in your sig or ****, I don’t really care. Also, you can do this with it: Log in to see images! This could either be really cool or really lame, but since I’m the only user who can literally sell his pubic hair on Forumwarz, let’s se what happens. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 4:34AM |
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Oh, I’m going to issue a quick errata – if you don’t post in this thread, you might not receive the Certificate of Authenticity – I don’t want to congratulate somebody who doesn’t know they’re mine, that might be weird.
Then again, that would be pretty funny in and of itself, so we’ll just see where this thread goes. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/05/2009 5:38AM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 5:38AM |
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Was going to post Scott Tenorman reference as soon as I saw the thread title, but I see you beat me to it. |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 5:39AM |
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Cartman was the first thing that came to mind when I started this auction. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/05/2009 5:43AM |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 5:42AM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 11:18PM |
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Hello |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 11:22PM |
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Totally bidding |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 11:23PM |
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Intriguing. |
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| Posted On: 04/05/2009 11:29PM |
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Oh wow, we’re up to 600k already? That’s awesome.
I’ll also add that this isn’t that thin, wispy stuff that grows on the edges, next to your thighs. This is high quality hair – the bushy stuff that grows right next to your genitals. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 2:42AM |
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Yo Bill do you have zomg im so fat.xpeg for sale? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 2:45AM |
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i don’t like you but i bid anyway for some reason |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 2:46AM |
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why are your pubes the last thing I read about night after night? |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 2:47AM |
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Odalisque Posted:
My crotch is just that irresistible to you, isn’t it? Log in to see images!
Also, it looks as though the auction has reached 1,000,000 flezz, so we’re getting into pretty epic territory with two days left on the timer. |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 2:56AM |
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Epic. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 3:01AM |
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Mail the actual item to the winner |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 5:28AM |
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Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:
Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 8:24AM |
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kittiejenn Posted:
no thx |
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| Posted On: 04/06/2009 8:12PM |
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| Posted On: 04/07/2009 1:42AM |
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In the end, looks like Odalisque was so obsessed with getting in my pants, she was willing to pay 2,100,000 flezz for the pubes. Log in to see images!
I’ve decided to make a decent looking Certificate sign within the next couple days to avoid being banned for toxx, and I’ll send another, much higher quality one when I care enough about Forumwarz to post in the forums again.
Now that I can leave on an epic note, I’m going to take a break from Forumwarz, it’s been p. ****ty lately. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2009 4:06AM |
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