I didn’t realize at first we could only have one submission. So here’s a newer chat that trumps the first.

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Stranger: hello there

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Stranger: how are you?

You: good as a goat

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: goats are cool

You: do you have Leprosy?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do you?

You: oh, that’s strange

Stranger: yeah

You: your mama told me it was genetic last night, when I bang her

Stranger: thats funny your mom told me it was a bacterial infection

You: do you perhaps have attractive relative I can talk to instead?

Stranger: I like you you can come home and bang my sister

You: asl?

Stranger: 22 male colorado

You: goddamn, are you a troll?

Stranger: nah just a pixie

You: I bet you voted for John McCain

Stranger: nah i voted for nader

You: You are a racist woman

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Wartooth118 Posted:

Hey raepdog. Have fun with this one.

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You: asl

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: 22/m/mi

Stranger: you

You: 21/f/Virginia

Stranger: do you go to school?

You: College

You: You?

Stranger: college

Stranger: what is your program?

You: I’m majoring in theoretical math

You: Minor in psychology

You: You?

Stranger: wow

Stranger: Electrical engineering with concentrations in electronics and instrumentation

You: Nice

You: A technology kind of guy, huh?

You: I like that.

Stranger: yes

Stranger: are you good at diff. equations

You: yeah, i’m alright

Stranger: i hated those

Stranger: how much more school do you have left

You: eh, a good few months left

You: You?

Stranger: 29 days…

You: wow nice

You: Lucky bastard

You: so

You: Hell…wanna cyber or something?

You: that’s all this place is good for

Stranger: sure

You: Alright, you get it started. I’m no good at starting.

Stranger: what color is your hair

You: Long and brown. You?

Stranger: short and brown

Stranger: brownish black

You: Sounds cute. Eyes?

Stranger: brown

Stranger: yours?

You: Gray

Stranger: wow… they must be really sexy

You: Haha thanks. They’ve been called that. How tall are you?

Stranger: How do I teach a brown haired lady with gray eyes math?

Stranger: 6’2”

Stranger: I subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and square root you

You: haha that was so ****ing corny.

You: I love it

You: I’m 5’7” myself…i’m not tall Log in to see images!

Stranger: thats actually a good height

Stranger: in my opinion

You: ahh it’s nothing special

Stranger: what are your hobbies

You: Ah, nothing special. Video games and ****ing around on the internet

You: Cybering with random dudes on omegle

Stranger: is your woman's genitals shaved?

You: haha yeah

Stranger: completely bald?

You: I leave a little tuft above my clit

You: How are you built?

Stranger: athletic… i have been playing hockey my whole life

Stranger: what is a tuft?

You: ooh nice

Stranger: like a patch?

You: yeah

You: a little one

Stranger: any piercings?

You: lol a lot of em

You: eyebrows, ears, lip and nipples

You: I’m thinking of getting my clit pierced

Stranger: i heard it can make you more sensitive Log in to see images!

Stranger: i would drive you nuts if i ate you out

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You: Oh I bet it would, naughty boy

You: You have any piercings?

Stranger: no, i did have my ear pierced a couple years back

Stranger: but i havent worn it in a while

You: Well that’s something

Stranger: whats your favorite sex position?

You: ooh that’s hard to choose

You: I like doggy style,

Stranger: thats my favorite too

You: But I like everything else too

You: I dunno, doggy just hits all the right spots though

You: So how long is your male reproductive organ?

Stranger: just over 7 inches

Stranger: as of about 3 weeks ago

You: ooh, a decent amount of meat to play with then

Stranger: what size are your mammary glands?

You: 34D

You: Not bad for a skinny girl

Stranger: i bet you have a sweet bum

You: aww, I dunno about that. it’s a little flat, but it gets the job done

You: I LOVE being spanked though

Stranger: do you like getting ****ed doggy style and having your hair tugged?

You: haha how did you know?

Stranger: im good at it

You: I bet you are

Stranger: do you have any dildos?

You: a couple

You: a big purple one and a smaller blue bumplug

Stranger: do you use both at the same time?

Stranger: or you cant?

You: On special occasions

You: Usually I can’t get both in unless I try REALLY hard though

Stranger: does they give you explosive orgasms?

You: nah, I need real flesh for that

You: brb…I might just go get my bumplug real quick

Stranger: k

Stranger: i will get my flesh light

You: Alright, my plan is to sit it on the chair and sit down on it.

Stranger: sweet

Stranger: you should take pictures

You: haha no, i’m not THAT huge a whore

Stranger: do you have lube on it?

You: But I can give you a picture to jack to

Stranger: ok

You: hang on…lemme sit down real quick. and yes, it’s lubed

You: ohhhh that’s good

You: anyway, gonna find you a pic. brb.

Stranger: k… what sparked your curiosity for a bum plug?

You: This is from a while back, but it’s still good. http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7030/lyingbacksmilingux4.jpg

You: Oh, a guy convinced me to try anal once

You: It was great, so I bought a bumplug for my own use.

You: haha I love this thing

Stranger: i would love to stuff your woman's genitals with my male reproductive organ

You: it’s about…6-7 inches long.

You: I’d ride you silly

Stranger: i bet you would…

Stranger: do you like rough sex

You: haha you could say that

You: Anything that makes me growl is a-ok with me

Stranger: anymore pics?

You: Nah, no camera

Stranger: you are pretty sexy

Stranger: not gonna lie

Stranger: damn

You: haha thanks

You: Got any pics of yourself?

Stranger: i dont think thats you thouhg

You: Why do you say that?

Stranger: nipples are not pierced

You: I told you it was a while back

You: I hadn’t had them pierced yet

Stranger: http://www.nwo.dk/pic/****%20on%20first%20date.jpg

You: haha very clbumy

Stranger: no, i dont have any pictures of myself

You: I figured lol

Stranger: are you also fingering yourself?

You: Well you may not be here, but I’ll let you control this bumplug. Tell me what to do with it Log in to see images!

You: Nah, typing. I’m kinda rocking back and fort on my bumplug though

Stranger: bounce up and down a little bit

Stranger: while rocking back and forth

Stranger: make sure its all the right spots

Stranger: .... but not for too long.

You: ahh you’re good at this

You: Tell me wheen tos

Stranger: too much of a good thing may be a bad thing

You: *sstop

Stranger: keep going…

Stranger: but now just speed it up a little bit

You: haa…haa…it’s kinda hart to typee

Stranger: stop!

You: but i’ll…haa try

You: aww

You: alright

Stranger: i changed my mind… start going up and down again

Stranger: slowly

You: ahh…want me to try and describe how it feels? I’ve been told I’m pretty good at it

Stranger: yeah

You: haa..mkay

You: I’m going down

You: As it widens, I’m feeling it stretch my bum

You: and as I feel it get the widest, it suddenly narrows and my bum clenches down onto it

Stranger: thats so hot…

Stranger: i want to feel your bum clench on my male reproductive organ

You: At this point, I’m feeling the rubber touch my oht spots deep in my bum

You: I’d love to clench my bum on your male reproductive organ, baby

You: damn that feels good

Stranger: i wish i was your chair

You: As I lift up, the dildo wants to come with me, but I hold it down

Stranger: i would hold you down and rock your woman's genitals

You: Ohh PLEASE do

You: I’m so ****ing horny it’s not funny

Stranger: i would put my male reproductive organ so deep inside

Stranger: and pull it out

You: Can Igo faster on this damn dildo? that slow pace is just killing me

Stranger: and then back in just thrusting you

You: **** it I’m going faster

Stranger: sure..

Stranger: do you need more lube?

You: My woman's genitals clenches down on your male reproductive organ

You: Doesn’t matter at this point

You: Ahh goddamn I’m gonna come really ****ing fast at this rate

Stranger: it feels so good to feel your warm woman's genitals around my male reproductive organ

You: ha, better use that fleshlight.

Stranger: i want to **** you doggy style and shove my fingers in your bum

You: IOh god yeah

You: o it

Stranger: while tugging on your hair

You: ooh yeah

You: kee going

Stranger: and spanking your bum

Stranger: grabbing your hips

You: oh god

Stranger: thrusting your body back and forth

Stranger: then i pull my male reproductive organ out and gently put it in your bum

You: I’ve never great times this fast from just cybering before…I’m so…lcose

Stranger: inch by inch by inch

You: haaa

Stranger: then i grab your nips

Stranger: slightly pinching them

You: so…...closde….haa

Stranger: damn…

Stranger: i keep looking at your picture thinking of your body and bum

Stranger: having your bum wrapped around my male reproductive organ

Stranger: ****ing you

You: AH!**** ndthdgfb

Stranger: then i stop… to tease you.

Stranger: but i get right back at ****ing you… fast

Stranger: spank

Stranger: spank

You: ahhh….christ

You: that was a damn good orgasm

You: haha you’ve done this before

Stranger: nah

Stranger: not really

You: I don’t believe a word of it lol

Stranger: why do you say that?

You: you’re good at it.

You: I can tell when it’s someone’s first cyber

You: it’s always kinda akward…like first sex

Stranger: yeah… im a virgin

Stranger: so i wouldnt know

You: oh wow really?

You: you must watch a ****load of porn

Stranger: what do you think?

You: well

You: virgins are evrywhere on the net

Stranger: im not

You: hmm

You: feh, whatever. you’re good at the art of the cyber

You: brb…gonna go clean myself up.

Stranger: i just blew the ****ing biggest load ever

You: back

You: I’d gladly lick that off for ya

Stranger: mmm

Stranger: so hot

Stranger: whats your name anyways

You: ha tastes like bleach miked with protien

You: Carrie

You: You?

Stranger: Chris

You: Nice e-****ing you, chris

Stranger: you must be quite the package… a horny mathematician

You: I’m like ALWAYS horny

Stranger: yeah me too… its like an addiction

You: Oh hey, hit me up at forumwarz.com

Stranger: whats that

You: it’s a game about the internet

You: ****ing great

You: Anyway, whenever you go there, make an account and tubmail (private message) raepdog (not rapedog). I’ll be sure to blow you when I hear from you, sexy.

You: So what do you do with yourself?

Stranger: play hockey, workout, and school

You: cool

Stranger: and yourself

You: Like I said, video games and the internet

You: So hey, I kinda have to go

You: Hit me up at forumwarz, ‘kay?

Stranger: alright

Stranger: later

You: Seeya babe. **** ya later.

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Stranger: heylo

You: Sup.

Stranger: who dis?

You: Josef.

You: Who dis?

Stranger: my names rob

Stranger: where you from?

You: Oz.

You: Down unda.

Stranger: oz?

Stranger: australia?

You: Australia.

You: Do you want to meet my daughter?

Stranger: uh

Stranger: sure?

You: She keeps to herself, but she’s pretty hot.

Stranger: you think your daughter is hot?

You: After the third kid she became a little looser.

Stranger: are you serious?

Stranger: lol

You: Are you saying my kid is ugly?

Stranger: no

You: Well, what the **** are you saying then?

Stranger: i think it’s ****ed up you think your own daughter is hot

You: I think you’re a sack of **** jew.

Stranger: and that she’s “loose”

Stranger: i’m an atheist

Stranger: none of that religion bull****

You: Oh, I’m so sorry that I don’t use perfect spelling on the internet for the fine upstanding member of society.

You: Lots of jews hate god.

Stranger: so how many kids did you have with your daughter

You: About seven.

Stranger: damn yo

Stranger: poundin dat ****

Stranger: lol

You: More if you count the ones I murdered.

Stranger: her woman's genitals must look like stargate

Stranger: rusty coat hanger abortions?

You: No, it kinda looks nice.

You: Better than a jewish woman's genitals.

Stranger: can i see?

Stranger: i could go for some trailer trash woman's genitals

You: No, the baby got sick so I threw it in an incenerator.

You: Not trailer, basement.

Stranger: after you wiped your bum with it?

You: She’s locked in my basement.

Stranger: goo

Stranger: d

Stranger: keep that **** where she belongs

You: This is not going to work out.

You: Forumwarz?

You: *chan?

You: SA?

You: We kinda botched it.

Stranger: nah i don’t do that ****

You: At least, you did.

You: I’m doing just fine.

Stranger: oh well thanks for letting me in on it

Stranger: douche

You: See, this is not going to work.

You: You have to act like a human being.

Stranger: where’s the fun in that?

You: I would have better luck trolling Cyberdyne systems.

Stranger: ok terminator

Stranger: you have fun now

You: There is no fun, you ruined it.

Stranger: good

You: No it’s not good.

Stranger: you can’t have fun

Stranger: you aren’t allowed to

Stranger: ever

Stranger: the universe has deemed it so

You: Do you know how it is being confined to a wheelchair?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: can you feel your ****?

You: All I can do is go on the internet.

You: I can.

Stranger: good

You: feels good man

Stranger: i know

Stranger: it’s so hot

Stranger: i want it

Stranger: hard

Stranger: right now

You: Why are you here?

Stranger: you ****ty **** you

You: On the computer?

Stranger: so i can make your life meaningful

You: See, I made you stop for a couple of seconds.

You: You had to think about that one.

Stranger: seeing as how your life has no meaning

Stranger: being in a wheelchair and all

You: And even then, your responces are ham-handed.

Stranger: what the **** is that supposed to mean?

You: The truth is I already know why you are here.

Stranger: are you slapping the ham?

Stranger: i’m slapping the turkey

Stranger: you know you want that ham

Stranger: i know why you’re here

You: You make me kinda glad to be alive.

You: Thanks.

You: You remind me why I do this.

Stranger: well that’s awesome

Stranger: your turn

You: Why don’t you go outside?

You: Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: the weather here reminds me of your mothers woman's genitals

Stranger: cold and breezy

Stranger: why can’t you move your legs? stubby?

You: Why can’t you bring meaning to your life.

You: ?

Stranger: been there done that

Stranger: i prefer the meaningless

Stranger: it’s simpler

You: I’m very sure.

Stranger: you should join the dark side

You: You should go get some heroin.

Stranger: actually….

Stranger: i have

Stranger: heroin

You: It’s not like anything really matters in your life.

You: Go out with a bang.

You: Steal your parent’s money, grab some heroin, overdose.

Stranger: if i wanted to go out with a bang i’d **** you in the bum on your wheelchair then blow my head off with a punt gun

Stranger: that’s what i call a bang

Stranger: you got so quiet

You: You know very well that your life is going downhill from here.

You: Just

Stranger: i’d say yours is

You: kill

Stranger: you have wheels

You: yourself

You: You don’t have friends.

Stranger: been there done that too

Stranger: yeah cuz i raped and killed them all

You: You know I’m not in a wheelchair.

Stranger: and their pets and children

Stranger: i figured as much but it was good for a few laughs

You: And now all you have is just focus.

You: On me.

Stranger: right

You: You are not going to become better.

You: Your life is not going to get better.

Stranger: i don’t need to know what you’re talking about

You: You can’t even get the stones to make it better.

Stranger: because i know your life will never amount to half an ant turd

You: Just kill yourself and make it easy on society.

You: People will like you better if you go out like that.

Stranger: it would be better for society if we all killed ourselves don’t you think?

You: They may even pity you.

Stranger: i know you

You: I have a good life, you don’t.

Stranger: you spend your life online don’t you?

You: You can’t have a good life, and that is why you are still in this conversation with me.

Stranger: i mean seriouslt

Stranger: i’m enjoying this thuroughly

You: I’ve been online for about half an hour.

Stranger: you amuse me

You: You’re not liking this, your trying to make this go in your favor.

Stranger: well i really have nothing better to do

You: But you can’t because you know I’m right.

You: The minute you agreed with me at how disgusting you are, you became my tool.

Stranger: when did i do that?

You: And you know I have that right.

Stranger: i know what you’re trying to do

Stranger: and you know you have no power over me

Stranger: but you like to believe you do

You: Sure.

Stranger: because you have issues

You: Of course.

Stranger: on that note i’m moving on to a more meaningful conversation

You: Kill yourself.

You: You will thank me.

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Log in to see images! Zagreus edited this message on 04/04/2009 10:49PM

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You: hello

Stranger: hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You: hiiiii

Stranger: i’m hillary

Stranger: an you?

You: hillary clinton?

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: maybe

You: hey can you get my brother out of jail?

You: he’s in there for some small stuff nothing bad

Stranger: from?

You: compton

You: i come from the streets

You: and you?

Stranger: I;m Brazil

Stranger: HAHAHA

Stranger: my name not hillary

Stranger: is Marina

You: do you happen to play a game called forumwarz?

Stranger: not

You: are you hillary clinton?

Stranger: not

You: cause i really need my brother out of jail

You: are you barack obama?

Stranger: I am Marina, Brazilian and very communicative

You: he’d understand cause my brother’s black and it’s racist that he’s in jail

Stranger: as you are physically???

You: hey don’t get physical with me. i know some guys who’ll mess you up

You: i know the brazil mob so you better watch out

Stranger: I´m black..

Stranger: to

Stranger: too

You: then you understand me, rite?

Stranger: yes

You: we gotta stick together, u no?

You: so u know liek politics and stuff?

You: yo dawg you still with me?

You: don’t be giving up on a brother like that

Stranger: our black and I’m not in jail, study architecture, is a question to get along in life

You: hey man that’s cool i’m a doctor

Stranger: begin studying pretty well, and then do a course in law and take your brother from prison

Stranger: is easier

You: naw, i wrote to barack and once he gets back to me then my brother will get out of prison

Stranger: being black is not a problem here being black here in this fashion

You: well, it’s not a problem for me because i’m not black

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: coollllllll

You: i hate all blacks

Stranger: but his brother will be black?

You: i hate him but i have to get him out of prison because he has the map to the treasure

Stranger: that hate the blacks that they did you?

You: english, do you speak it?

Stranger: take this hatred in your heart

You: yes? how do i get rid of my hatred?

Stranger: our you are crazy … is talking nonsense about treasure!

You: it’s the lost treasure of africa

You: only my brother knows where it is because the map it tattooed on his back

Stranger: you get enough of your hate, take a black! hahaha simple

You: i already have enough blacks, i don’t need anymore

Stranger: ta much watching prison break

You: so can i count you in for breaking out my brother?

Stranger: I say one thing .. my best sex was with a black, white lied to you I thought that lying to you, you could get rid of prejudice!

You: are you hitting on me?

Stranger: because I battery in you?

Stranger: you I did anything bad to

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It’s a shame there’s no timestamps but I had this guy sitting here a whole 5 minutes waiting for me to respond. On a site where everyone’s looking to troll each other, you gotta look for ways to actually aggravate everyone. So yeah I’ve been just not saying anything over and over to see how long they’ll wait until getting fed up.

I tried a couple, nothing that spectacular, I guess this is the *best* one.

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You: you’re a witch

Stranger: **** how did ou know

You: you turned me into a newt

Stranger: no that wasnt me

You: but i got better

Stranger: i swear that wasnt me

Stranger: i am a witch but that wasnt me

You: my hovercraft is full of eels

You: how about you come back to my place for some bouncy forumwarz

Stranger: i usually turn people into baroque era cathedrals

Stranger: that sounds fun

You: my nipples explode with delight

Stranger: my name is frank

You: your mother was a hamster

Stranger: i need a favour

You: you have great flavour

Stranger: the sec is making me inventory everything own

Stranger: something id like to savour

You: Bring me a shrubbery!

Stranger: busters girlfriend, lucille ausereo suffers from chronic vertigo

You: i see live people

Stranger: i ate your foot

Stranger: suck on that

You: I can’t, you ate it

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You: hi

Stranger: hiya

You: hows u

You: forumwarz.com

Stranger: not interested

You: oh i think you are

You: JOIN FORUMWARZ.COM

You: my jedi mind trick neva fails

Stranger: why?

You: cuz im a jedi

You: and its my mind trick

Stranger: no it aint

You: JOIN FORUMWARZ.COM

You: join forumwarz.com or ill spit roast u on my lite saber

You: NAOW

You: joined yet?

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You: Sup

You: Do you like watchmen?

Stranger: hello

You: hey

Stranger: no

You: oh

You: look at this cool pic anyways

You: http://img9.imageshack.us/my.php?image=manhattanr.jpg <<< DR MANHATTAN SHOCK I MADE PLZ DONT BAN

Stranger: what is it

You: It’s a pic from the movie

You: it is hilarious

Stranger: hmm

You: you like?

You: forums?

You: warz?

Stranger: didnt look

You: have a cookie

You: Its delicious isn’t it

You: you eat that

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes

You: now wash it down

You: with this milk

You: I am handing it to you now

Stranger: no

Stranger: dont like milkl

You: you are drinking it

You: I am pouring it in your mouth

You: don’t try to resist

You: that just gives me an erection

Stranger: i resist

You: ERECTION

Stranger: oh

Stranger: LOL

You: What will we do with my hard male reproductive organ

Stranger: lol

You: I will stick it in the milk

You: It is covered in the milk I have jizzed in prior

You: and you were unwillingly consuming

Stranger: that was quick

You: I stick my male reproductive organ in your mouth

You: Do you like it?

You: It’s a delicious raspberry flavour

You: with a hint of lime

Stranger: strawberry with a hint of vanilla and we have a deal

You: I can see the look of elation in your eyes

You: and I grab your skull and begin thrusting into your face

Stranger: gently

You: yes gently

You: Now I am finished

You: I unload a few drops on too your chest

Stranger: lol too quick

You: and then blast on to your face

You: Now do you want it in your pooper or do you have any other holes?

Stranger: mind my eyes

Stranger: LOL i have other holes

You: Do you have a vagin <.<

You: >.>

Stranger: yea

You: So I will work with that

You: I lick your nipples a bit

You: I notice they taste good

You: Thank you

You: I move downwards and lick your woman's genitals a few times

Stranger: they do

Stranger: ...

You: then a go full force eating you out

You: rotating my tongue and just barely reaching your G-Spot

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: all the while using my thumb to stimulate your clitoris

You: Now after 7 minutes of this I think your ready for my more than adequite male reproductive organ

Stranger: yea i think im ready too

You: you notice that I stopped orally pleasuring you

Stranger: yea

You: and before you can ask why my 7 inch male reproductive organ is pressing deep inside of you

You: but avoiding the discomfort of touching your cervix

You: Log in to see images!

You: Its very girthy

Stranger: how considerate

You: and wide

Stranger: good

You: I slowly begin rythmic fornication

You: still thumbing around with your clitoris

You: I slowly accelerate and after two minutes of that

You: I pull back

Stranger: noo y

You: and start push a little upwards towards the G spot

Stranger: ooh

You: Feels very nice

You: I go back into very fast thrusts

You: and you orgasm, woman's genitals gripping my male reproductive organ tightly

You: this sudden gripping sensation makes me lose control

You: and great times inside of you

Stranger: only if your up for round 2 within 20mins?

Stranger: i can be demanding

You: Oops I never put on I condom

You: What phase are you in?

Stranger: ‘slap’

You: Hopefully luetal phase right?

You: aw damn that hurt but I totally deserved it

You: During our down time we spoon and I feed you chocolate strawberrys

You: and chocolate covered bananas

Stranger: yes u did, well no point puttin one on now

Stranger: melted chocolate?

You: of course

You: and its still warm

You: I had it melting in the fondu pot before we started

You: specifically for cuddle time

You: Sup dawg

Stranger: thats nice of u

Stranger: wrong convo?

You: What do you mean wrong convo?

Stranger: ‘sup dawg’

You: Oh no this is where I had sex with you and fed you chocolate covered fruit right?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh gawd I trolled “her” so hard

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey there friend

Stranger: hi

You: Have you heard the good news?

Stranger: no

You: People can now successfully mate with robots

You: I found out the news at forumwarz.com

You: you should go there

You: tell them Jesus sent you

You: They’ll know what you mean

You: Trust me

You: I’m Jesus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.