Stranger: heylo

You: Sup.

Stranger: who dis?

You: Josef.

You: Who dis?

Stranger: my names rob

Stranger: where you from?

You: Oz.

You: Down unda.

Stranger: oz?

Stranger: australia?

You: Australia.

You: Do you want to meet my daughter?

Stranger: uh

Stranger: sure?

You: She keeps to herself, but she’s pretty hot.

Stranger: you think your daughter is hot?

You: After the third kid she became a little looser.

Stranger: are you serious?

Stranger: lol

You: Are you saying my kid is ugly?

Stranger: no

You: Well, what the **** are you saying then?

Stranger: i think it’s ****ed up you think your own daughter is hot

You: I think you’re a sack of **** jew.

Stranger: and that she’s “loose”

Stranger: i’m an atheist

Stranger: none of that religion bull****

You: Oh, I’m so sorry that I don’t use perfect spelling on the internet for the fine upstanding member of society.

You: Lots of jews hate god.

Stranger: so how many kids did you have with your daughter

You: About seven.

Stranger: damn yo

Stranger: poundin dat ****

Stranger: lol

You: More if you count the ones I murdered.

Stranger: her woman's genitals must look like stargate

Stranger: rusty coat hanger abortions?

You: No, it kinda looks nice.

You: Better than a jewish woman's genitals.

Stranger: can i see?

Stranger: i could go for some trailer trash woman's genitals

You: No, the baby got sick so I threw it in an incenerator.

You: Not trailer, basement.

Stranger: after you wiped your bum with it?

You: She’s locked in my basement.

Stranger: goo

Stranger: d

Stranger: keep that **** where she belongs

You: This is not going to work out.

You: Forumwarz?

You: *chan?

You: SA?

You: We kinda botched it.

Stranger: nah i don’t do that ****

You: At least, you did.

You: I’m doing just fine.

Stranger: oh well thanks for letting me in on it

Stranger: douche

You: See, this is not going to work.

You: You have to act like a human being.

Stranger: where’s the fun in that?

You: I would have better luck trolling Cyberdyne systems.

Stranger: ok terminator

Stranger: you have fun now

You: There is no fun, you ruined it.

Stranger: good

You: No it’s not good.

Stranger: you can’t have fun

Stranger: you aren’t allowed to

Stranger: ever

Stranger: the universe has deemed it so

You: Do you know how it is being confined to a wheelchair?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: can you feel your ****?

You: All I can do is go on the internet.

You: I can.

Stranger: good

You: feels good man

Stranger: i know

Stranger: it’s so hot

Stranger: i want it

Stranger: hard

Stranger: right now

You: Why are you here?

Stranger: you ****ty **** you

You: On the computer?

Stranger: so i can make your life meaningful

You: See, I made you stop for a couple of seconds.

You: You had to think about that one.

Stranger: seeing as how your life has no meaning

Stranger: being in a wheelchair and all

You: And even then, your responces are ham-handed.

Stranger: what the **** is that supposed to mean?

You: The truth is I already know why you are here.

Stranger: are you slapping the ham?

Stranger: i’m slapping the turkey

Stranger: you know you want that ham

Stranger: i know why you’re here

You: You make me kinda glad to be alive.

You: Thanks.

You: You remind me why I do this.

Stranger: well that’s awesome

Stranger: your turn

You: Why don’t you go outside?

You: Why don’t you have a girlfriend?

Stranger: the weather here reminds me of your mothers woman's genitals

Stranger: cold and breezy

Stranger: why can’t you move your legs? stubby?

You: Why can’t you bring meaning to your life.

You: ?

Stranger: been there done that

Stranger: i prefer the meaningless

Stranger: it’s simpler

You: I’m very sure.

Stranger: you should join the dark side

You: You should go get some heroin.

Stranger: actually….

Stranger: i have

Stranger: heroin

You: It’s not like anything really matters in your life.

You: Go out with a bang.

You: Steal your parent’s money, grab some heroin, overdose.

Stranger: if i wanted to go out with a bang i’d **** you in the bum on your wheelchair then blow my head off with a punt gun

Stranger: that’s what i call a bang

Stranger: you got so quiet

You: You know very well that your life is going downhill from here.

You: Just

Stranger: i’d say yours is

You: kill

Stranger: you have wheels

You: yourself

You: You don’t have friends.

Stranger: been there done that too

Stranger: yeah cuz i raped and killed them all

You: You know I’m not in a wheelchair.

Stranger: and their pets and children

Stranger: i figured as much but it was good for a few laughs

You: And now all you have is just focus.

You: On me.

Stranger: right

You: You are not going to become better.

You: Your life is not going to get better.

Stranger: i don’t need to know what you’re talking about

You: You can’t even get the stones to make it better.

Stranger: because i know your life will never amount to half an ant turd

You: Just kill yourself and make it easy on society.

You: People will like you better if you go out like that.

Stranger: it would be better for society if we all killed ourselves don’t you think?

You: They may even pity you.

Stranger: i know you

You: I have a good life, you don’t.

Stranger: you spend your life online don’t you?

You: You can’t have a good life, and that is why you are still in this conversation with me.

Stranger: i mean seriouslt

Stranger: i’m enjoying this thuroughly

You: I’ve been online for about half an hour.

Stranger: you amuse me

You: You’re not liking this, your trying to make this go in your favor.

Stranger: well i really have nothing better to do

You: But you can’t because you know I’m right.

You: The minute you agreed with me at how disgusting you are, you became my tool.

Stranger: when did i do that?

You: And you know I have that right.

Stranger: i know what you’re trying to do

Stranger: and you know you have no power over me

Stranger: but you like to believe you do

You: Sure.

Stranger: because you have issues

You: Of course.

Stranger: on that note i’m moving on to a more meaningful conversation

You: Kill yourself.

You: You will thank me.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Log in to see images! Zagreus edited this message on 04/04/2009 10:49PM