I didn’t realize at first we could only have one submission. So here’s a newer chat that trumps the first.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello there

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: how are you?

You: good as a goat

Stranger: awesome

Stranger: goats are cool

You: do you have Leprosy?

Stranger: no

Stranger: do you?

You: oh, that’s strange

Stranger: yeah

You: your mama told me it was genetic last night, when I bang her

Stranger: thats funny your mom told me it was a bacterial infection

You: do you perhaps have attractive relative I can talk to instead?

Stranger: I like you you can come home and bang my sister

You: asl?

Stranger: 22 male colorado

You: goddamn, are you a troll?

Stranger: nah just a pixie

You: I bet you voted for John McCain

Stranger: nah i voted for nader

You: You are a racist woman

Your conversational partner has disconnected.