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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Stranger: o hey

You: hai

Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat

You: f/old enough/ca

Stranger: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman

You: I slowly unzip your jeans

Stranger: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 male reproductive organ of the Infinite

You: as I gracefully slide my hand over your 3 cm male reproductive organ

Stranger: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

You: I lick the head a few times before sliding it in

Stranger: I’m the mightiest sorcerer of the lands

You: My teeth pierce your male reproductive organflesh slowly and painfully

Stranger: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: What’s the pbumword?

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Stranger: am i close?

You: Accepted.

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futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Chronic-Boy Posted:

LOL THIS GUY HAS BEEN GOATSED 10 TIMES!

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: Hi!

Stranger: Nope.

Stranger: Reddit.

You: cyber?

Stranger: Definitely.

You: woooooohooo

Stranger: Nothing hotter than two dudes typing about sex.

You: who sai di was a dude?

Stranger: Just an bumumption I made!

You: wel

You: here is a hot picture of me in paris

You: img19.imageshack.us/img19/8140/parisl.jpg (<<<<<<<<<<GOATSE)

Stranger: There is literally

Stranger: nothing in the world

Stranger: that will make me click that

Stranger: I have been goatse’d maybe ten times here already.

Stranger: I’ve had enough for today!

You: dam those forumwarz fools :/

Stranger: Yeah.

You: oh well

You have disconnected.

**** GUYS STOP PLAGIARIZING MY LINK AND COME UP WITH YOUR OWN GODDAMN GOATSES ****


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Colonel Bear

Avatar: 68748 Mon May 18 15:38:07 -0400 2009
13

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

You: SUP DAWG

Stranger: Partying

Stranger: soi drujnk

Stranger: u?

You: I don’t drink

You: I toke

Stranger: **** ya

Stranger: smoked an eigth tonight

You: drinking and ciggarettes are for sgreat times bags

You: eight of an ounce

Stranger: i see where youre comin from

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: ciggarettes=no good

You: You seem like a level headed guy

Stranger: hah

You: You wanna double stuff my fine upstanding member of society ****?

Stranger: ya prolly

You: She has big mammary glands

Stranger: lets do it

You: and the blackest nips

Stranger: woah

Stranger: easy bod

Stranger: lets not go talkin bout nips and ****

Stranger: quite yet

Stranger: .......

You: Some times I tape …. I love nipples

Stranger: now we can talk

You: but anyways

Stranger: me 2

Stranger: how tight is that

You: Some times I tape her to the wall and **** her there

Stranger: sweet

You: and leave her over night

Stranger: will you tape me to the wall and **** me?

You: one time i forgot about her for two days

You: she couldn’t even call in sick to her job

Stranger: trife life


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

futhermocker Posted:

LMAO FWZ VS FWZ

^——LOL!



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm so horny! Do you have a nice hard male reproductive organ I could slip into my hot wet woman's genitals?
Stranger: ss?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

We didn’t get very far, did we?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Aristrofl

Avatar: 143382 Fri Mar 20 18:13:55 -0400 2009
3

[League of Internet-
Superheroes
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Forumwarz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: Forumwarz!
Stranger: i don't think so
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BasilMarket says hi
You: Forumwarz
You: Who is BasilMArket?
Stranger: Did you perhaps get someone earlier who posted a picture of hank hill saying propane?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Forumwarz
Stranger: Internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Forumwarz!
Stranger: WHO NEEDS FORUM WARZ
You: RaceWarz?
Stranger: IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A WAR
Stranger: HERE IS WORLD WAR TWO!
Stranger: I am invading your territory
You: that movie had nazis
Stranger: right now
Stranger: Right
Stranger: now
Stranger: you are the poland to my germany
You: man that holocaust thing would have been scary
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: god?
You: FORUM....
You: Warz.....
Stranger: uhh.
You: yes my son?
Stranger: just checkin if you were still there.
Stranger: how's jesus?
You: He's grounded
Stranger: boo. why?!
You: little bastard
Stranger: that means we can't chill this weekend.
You: IM him
You: tell him to do the dishes
You: I might let him go out
Stranger: idk. he never listens to me.
You: yeah, he gets that way sometimes
You: But I mean
You: meh kids that age
Stranger: I know, right?
Stranger: I just don't get them.
You: You get to be a few millenia
You: then bam
You: you get all uppity
You: And his mom
Stranger: all those years gotta make you crazy and apathetic about everything.
You: How are my choosen doing?
You: They still hung up on the money thing?
Stranger: a little bit.
Stranger: the rich get richer and the poor get poorer.
You: Hmmm.. Welp that reminds me
You: Build a boat
You: soon
You: a big one
You: and get some cages
You: and a shovel
You: you will need it
Stranger: alright.
Stranger: another flood or something?
You: Ok well, off you go.
You: *wink*

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FO
Stranger: heyyy
You: RU
You: MW
You: ARZ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Forumwarz
You: also, firs
Stranger: JUNKYARDWARZ
You: t
You: *
You: that show is cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: well
Stranger: *fine upstanding member of society*
Stranger: HEllo
You: last one I'm gonna try
You: say
You: ever heard of forumwarz?
Stranger: Nope
You: Cool
Stranger: ever heard of Omnius?
You: We can be friends
Stranger: BFF?
Stranger: Nice
Stranger: I like BFF
You: Eww gross, my bum is off limits
Stranger: Dammit
Stranger: Fine be that way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Life is what you make it. My mom told me that. Also, it’s about weed, ****es and money. Snoop taught me that one.

XpiK drew me.

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: forumwarz

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: ....

Stranger: oublezak:

You: ......

You: ..

You: .

You: .

You: .

You: .

You: .

Stranger: et is a fabulous person

You: yeah

You: so is MC B

You: wut a fabulous person.

Stranger: montrous homogay

Stranger:

You: true

You: ohwell

You: im gonna post this now.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

who was i just talking to


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

oh


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Aristrofl

Avatar: 143382 Fri Mar 20 18:13:55 -0400 2009
3

[League of Internet-
Superheroes
]

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

DAMN YOU ADDICTION!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hallo
You: Hail Friend!
You: How goes it!
You: ?
Stranger: good, and you?
You: Not bad
You: Whatcha up to?
Stranger: watching tv
Stranger: Dirty Jobs
You: That show is pretty good
Stranger: yeah
You: I don't want to be a stranger anymore
Stranger: I just got bored thought I would try this site again
You: My name is Paul
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: that's crazy
Stranger: my names paul
You: Wow, bumuming your not joking,
You: thats pretty neat
Stranger: nope lol
Stranger: strange coincidence
You: Also that means what is in my hand right now makes me gay
Stranger: LOL
You: Hmmm yeah.
You: AWKWARD!
You: /inflection
Stranger: expecting a girl?
You: nope
You: ok done.
You: thanks!
You have disconnected.


Life is what you make it. My mom told me that. Also, it’s about weed, ****es and money. Snoop taught me that one.

XpiK drew me.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

not sure what to think

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: gtfo

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

CreepPipe

Avatar: 4204 2010-01-24 16:18:28 -0500
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

MOOOOOS ARE BELOW ME

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello. It’s nice of the warden to let us use the internet 30 minutes a day. Just because I tried to kill my cheating **** of a wife doesn’t mean I shouldn’t be able to talk to people Log in to see images!

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Adapt Posted:

not sure what to think

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: gtfo

You: Log in to see images!

Stranger: gtfo

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chronic-Boy

Avatar: 128365 2009-10-31 08:19:01 -0400
1

[WeChallNot]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: how are you?

You: im just as good as a jew ripping someone off.

You: you?

Stranger: ehh.

You: jews love muneyz

Stranger: mhmm.

You: so it makes them feel good

You: so rip people off

You: Log in to see images!

You: I wish hitler had wiped all the jews out.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: howdy

Stranger: hi

Stranger: lol

Stranger: already said that

You: male reproductive organ or gtfo

Stranger: how bout both?

You: pics???

You: male reproductive organ pics????

Stranger: you creepazoid.

You: what’s wrong with male reproductive organ pics?????

You: I’m a sexy lady like

Stranger: lol wait, you’re a girl?

You: there are no girls on the internet

You: male reproductive organ or gtfo

Stranger: LOL

Stranger: I AM A TRANSSEXUAL OKAY?

Stranger: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME.

You: well you just suck then

You have disconnected.

Apperantly I can’t troll. I oh well.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I have a bit of indigestion.

Stranger: gross

You: Do you think maybe I shouldn’t have eaten my dog?

Stranger: probably

You: brb barfing

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Cheese Deluxe

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
1

[Team Sandwich]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi.

Stranger: hey, i **** cheap

You: OMG WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM

You: GAWD

Stranger: im sorry.

You: NOT EVERYONE ON HERE IS A GIRL.

Stranger: no im not actually.

You: GTFO MY INTERNET.

Stranger: im a girl.

Stranger: ?

You: ...

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

You: YOU’RE OBVIOUSLY A LIE

Stranger: haha you got me.

You: ...

Stranger: im gay

Stranger: how is your dad Log in to see images!

You: MY DAD IS FINE, THANK YOU.

You: WHY DO YOU ASK?

Stranger: he sure is Log in to see images! SHWING

You: YOU WANTED TO enjoy HIM?

You: ...

Stranger: i did.

You: HE’S MARRIED.

Stranger: last night.

Stranger: dont tell, and i wont Log in to see images!

You: I ALREADY DID.

You: I JUST SENT A MESSAGE TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS

You: I EVEN CALLED THE POLICE

You: HAVE FUN IN JAIL, LOSER.

Stranger: go have a sook.

Stranger: all good Log in to see images!

You: YOU ARE A SOOK

Stranger: ill **** your mum while im in there Log in to see images!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I’m obviously a bad troller.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

futhermocker

Avatar: 125126 Sat Feb 28 16:36:53 -0500 2009
13

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Troll

This user causes YOUR HEAD ASPLODE!!!

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: my name is tyler and i have an 8 inch male reproductive organ

You: would you like to see it?

Stranger: my name is tim. and i have a 7.5 ich don

You: i’m bisexual so i’m ok with both! Log in to see images!

You: well here’s mine

Stranger: oh yes please

You: GOATSE LINK REMOVED YOU PLAGIARIZING fabulous personS

Stranger: ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

You: impressive girth isn’t it

Stranger: well might fine if you must ask

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Cheese Deluxe

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
1

[Team Sandwich]

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: hi

You: DO YOU LIKE FUN?

Stranger: yes i like fun

You: Wait…are you that guy who talked to me earlier?

You: YOU’RE THE GUY WHO SAID YOU RAPED MY DAD

You: YOU SON OF A ****

You: GTFO, NOW

****.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

The Ferv

Avatar: Middle Finger
7

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’m not having much luck tonight… Log in to see images!

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: FORUMWARZ

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

——————————————

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I LOVE PINK FLOYD

You: AND DRAGINBALLZ TOO

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

——————————————-

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya.

You: You killed my father.

Stranger: prepare to die

You: *dies*

You have disconnected.

The Ferv edited this message on 03/31/2009 10:13PM

woman's genitalss look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hiya

You: so how’s it going, eh?

Stranger: not too bad

Stranger: how’s it with yourself?

You: not bad

You: not too bad

You: not too too too bad

Stranger: sounds like it’s a ball oer there

Stranger: say…where is oer there?

You: oer here? it be where I be, which be oer her

Stranger: oh? you don’t say? oer her?

Stranger: **** yous close to me…

You: O.O

Stranger: yeee inorite?

You: totes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah I still suck


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