Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello

Stranger: hiya

You: so how’s it going, eh?

Stranger: not too bad

Stranger: how’s it with yourself?

You: not bad

You: not too bad

You: not too too too bad

Stranger: sounds like it’s a ball oer there

Stranger: say…where is oer there?

You: oer here? it be where I be, which be oer her

Stranger: oh? you don’t say? oer her?

Stranger: **** yous close to me…

You: O.O

Stranger: yeee inorite?

You: totes

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Yeah I still suck