You: SUP DAWG

Stranger: Partying

Stranger: soi drujnk

Stranger: u?

You: I don’t drink

You: I toke

Stranger: **** ya

Stranger: smoked an eigth tonight

You: drinking and ciggarettes are for sgreat times bags

You: eight of an ounce

Stranger: i see where youre comin from

Stranger: and yes

Stranger: ciggarettes=no good

You: You seem like a level headed guy

Stranger: hah

You: You wanna double stuff my fine upstanding member of society ****?

Stranger: ya prolly

You: She has big mammary glands

Stranger: lets do it

You: and the blackest nips

Stranger: woah

Stranger: easy bod

Stranger: lets not go talkin bout nips and ****

Stranger: quite yet

Stranger: .......

You: Some times I tape …. I love nipples

Stranger: now we can talk

You: but anyways

Stranger: me 2

Stranger: how tight is that

You: Some times I tape her to the wall and **** her there

Stranger: sweet

You: and leave her over night

Stranger: will you tape me to the wall and **** me?

You: one time i forgot about her for two days

You: she couldn’t even call in sick to her job

Stranger: trife life