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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

So, who wants my job? Anyone?

i bet you dont get paid


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BrainpanSona-
ta

Avatar: 36331 Thu Feb 05 22:13:20 -0500 2009
4

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

Trespbumers will be violated. Survivors will be violated again.

Jalapeno Bootyhole’s paycheck swallows opposite each rocket. A line strokes the riot. The glowing microprocessor weds. A bird inverts a calculus. Jalapeno Bootyhole’s paycheck fails underneath an overflow. Jalapeno Bootyhole’s paycheck excludes a baffling chat.


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MiaHo

Avatar: 120300 Tue Feb 03 16:52:59 -0500 2009
4

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

This is the gayest site I’ve ever seen. ET must be fabulous person as a 3-dollar bill if he doesn’t want a “Post boob shots here” thread.

This site has the highest fabulous personry-per-post percentage of any I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter. I’ll kick myself 50x now in the nuts now for donating to it before discovering that.

My personal theory is this: Lanzer and the rest of the Gaiafabulous persons made this site under a bumumed name

in order to enjoy donators and afford more furry porn.

This is evidenced by the fact that Lanzer and ET’s fabulous personry are the same. Lanzer sold out Gaia to a ficticious millionaire who commercialized it initially by selling out an aboriginal island population and displacing them in order to build a Casino. This paved the way for more mbum commercialization such as virtual MTV (who also sold out long ago).

Similarly, ForumWarz rewards you for being a fabulous person emo and attacking Geronimo, who is obviously a skull stolen by former president Dubya’s relative from Ft. Sill. This, in Internet symbolism, represents the folly of both the Skull and Bones members for doing stupid **** to see if they can get away with it, and relates directly to the other pansy-bumed Yalies who didn’t make the cut on tap-day but follow S&B’s fabulous person agenda because they are far too stupid to realize that the way to win would be simply to do what’s right and say **** what anyoe else thinks. Meanwhile, the public sits idly by with their television and Internet fabulous personry while their rights and sovreignty are slowly taken away.

It represents the failure of the newfabulous persons, the oldfabulous persons, all you fabulous persons for adding you fabulous person square to the AIDS quilt of apathy.

For those who get headaches from too many words without pictures, here’s a summary version.

– Evil Trout is gay.

– ForumWarz is gay.

– **** you all.


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Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

The Unknown Comic Posted:

I just wanted to point out CZ’s increasing irrelevance in the game they created.

You know I never thought I’d hear a complaint that we enable our community too much. But there you have it. Log in to see images!

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

ITT people cry, write paragraphs, and change nothing.


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Johnny Mac Posted:

ITT people cry, write paragraphs, and change nothing.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Also

Under Evil Trout scratches fine upstanding member of society. Will fine upstanding member of society escape? Evil Trout alerts an agenda. An incomplete bandwidth experiments with the sound. Will Evil Trout accept underneath fine upstanding member of society?


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Sex and Razo-
rs

Avatar: 44034 Sun Jan 25 21:14:16 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Would you like some cheese with your

WHINE WHINE WHINE?


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OMG FURRY!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

You know I never thought I’d hear a complaint that we enable our community too much. But there you have it. Log in to see images!

I’m finding it quite challenging to play all four visits every day. Could you please reduce it to one? Thanks in advance.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

Why can’t Nicco for mod ‘09 thirst? Inside Nicco for mod ‘09 stirs Nicco for mod ‘09. How can Nicco for mod ‘09 bother the sixteen temper? His wrecker spells the academic before the simplified cabinet. The equal substitute negates Nicco for mod ‘09.


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

itt people whining for not getting a ****ty special peen

damn, celerysteve and jalabootyhurt trolled you hard

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Sex and Razo-
rs

Avatar: 44034 Sun Jan 25 21:14:16 -0500 2009
14

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Johnny Mac Posted:

Why can’t Nicco for mod ‘09 thirst? Inside Nicco for mod ‘09 stirs Nicco for mod ‘09. How can Nicco for mod ‘09 bother the sixteen temper? His wrecker spells the academic before the simplified cabinet. The equal substitute negates Nicco for mod ‘09.

I heard you Like Nicco for Mod ‘09 So we put a Nicco in the mod, so you can mod while you whine about Nicco for Mod ‘09. Or something.


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OMG FURRY!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Sex and Razors Posted:

I heard you Like Nicco for Mod ‘09 So we put a Nicco in the mod, so you can mod while you whine about Nicco for Mod ‘09. Or something.

i like the cut of your jib


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Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Gothzilla Posted:

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P. good post, IMO.

I would have to say that it probably wouldn’t be unreasonable for CZ to take on someone able or unwilling to code, since more updates = more better, and creative content doesn’t seem to be the bottleneck. Maybe it is, in which case this game just needs more funny people.

Who am I kidding, this game lacks for truly funny people like a desert lacks for waterslides.


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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

U SOUND LIKE ANN COULTER

o wait i like ann coulter nvrmnd


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

Big Brother Posted:

U SOUND LIKE ANN COULTER

o wait i like ann coulter nvrmnd

Mod Request: Please rename this thread ‘Bad Poster Roll Call’.

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

The Unknown Comic Posted:

Do the forums have to write your game now?

Where the hell were you four months ago?

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Johnny Mac Posted:

Why can’t Nicco for mod ‘09 thirst? Inside Nicco for mod ‘09 stirs Nicco for mod ‘09. How can Nicco for mod ‘09 bother the sixteen temper? His wrecker spells the academic before the simplified cabinet. The equal substitute negates Nicco for mod ‘09.


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-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

The Unknown Comic Posted:

You know, if CZ made QuestBuildr and PeenBuildr to compliment Forumbuildr and Itembuildr THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.

Maybe HypeBuildr would help too.

Bump for BuildrBuildr


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