This is the gayest site I’ve ever seen. ET must be fabulous person as a 3-dollar bill if he doesn’t want a “Post boob shots here” thread.

This site has the highest fabulous personry-per-post percentage of any I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter. I’ll kick myself 50x now in the nuts now for donating to it before discovering that.

My personal theory is this: Lanzer and the rest of the Gaiafabulous persons made this site under a bumumed name

in order to enjoy donators and afford more furry porn.

This is evidenced by the fact that Lanzer and ET’s fabulous personry are the same. Lanzer sold out Gaia to a ficticious millionaire who commercialized it initially by selling out an aboriginal island population and displacing them in order to build a Casino. This paved the way for more mbum commercialization such as virtual MTV (who also sold out long ago).

Similarly, ForumWarz rewards you for being a fabulous person emo and attacking Geronimo, who is obviously a skull stolen by former president Dubya’s relative from Ft. Sill. This, in Internet symbolism, represents the folly of both the Skull and Bones members for doing stupid **** to see if they can get away with it, and relates directly to the other pansy-bumed Yalies who didn’t make the cut on tap-day but follow S&B’s fabulous person agenda because they are far too stupid to realize that the way to win would be simply to do what’s right and say **** what anyoe else thinks. Meanwhile, the public sits idly by with their television and Internet fabulous personry while their rights and sovreignty are slowly taken away.

It represents the failure of the newfabulous persons, the oldfabulous persons, all you fabulous persons for adding you fabulous person square to the AIDS quilt of apathy.

For those who get headaches from too many words without pictures, here’s a summary version.

– Evil Trout is gay.

– ForumWarz is gay.

– **** you all.