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Business IMPORTANT BUSINESS OFFER FOR ACID FLUX

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Acid Flux Posted:

WTH? My advertisers got banned?

Dear Mr. Acid Flux,

I can very well comprehend what situation you are in (very uncomfortable indeed!). Your loyal employees zagerblag and DarkDespair5 have become victims of capitalist system being forced to withdraw from their duties of advertising important flezz transaction business. No need to be sad, I have very interesting service to offer for this very special occasion. You might see that I have seen it coming, hehehe. I can bumure you that my service is the only option to avoid drastical loss of profits that would result in miserable cash flow -> imminent illiquidity!!!

Here is deal: You send me 10 Brownie Points, and in return, I will sabotage all your major competitors to make sure that your market share is to be growing by at least 15%! You will not be dependant on ****ty posters anymore!

BUT: if you reject offer, I will cause hyperinflation so all your hard-earned flezz will be worth nothing!!!


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Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

This is relevant to my interests, and I am eager to learn more about your fine product/service.


Are you looking to save some Flezz?

Then stop on by Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

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Fetishes, Glbumes, Tattoos & Hardware, all on sale!

Save your hard-earned flezz by shopping at

Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market!

Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
21

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Acid Flux Posted:

This is relevant to my interests, and I am eager to learn more about your fine product/service.

you don’t need any more info

just send BP


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John Fitzger-
ald Kennedy

Avatar: 43547 2009-10-17 10:48:44 -0400
10

[Dead Presidents So-
ciety
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

you don’t need any more info

just send BP

As Mr. Flux’s legal representative, we must be clear in communicating the need to avoid any non-legal methods of market share increase. Therefore, a more detailed business plan is in order.

We await your response.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Why do you do a store anyway? To earn a little bit of flezz that’s worth nothing? What’s the point?


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

I sent Acid Flux and Black Dragon BUSINESS CONTRACT


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the Remainder

Avatar: 98830 2009-10-13 03:06:01 -0400

[WeChall]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Celerysteve Posted:

Why do you do a store anyway? To earn a little bit of flezz that’s worth nothing? What’s the point?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

As someone who owns a business that could be considered a competitor to Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market (Hardware Aisle), I object on the grounds that I am a better hacker than you are, and thus could severely undermine, or even completely counteract, your efforts. I am also better looking and lack your unique and in no way pleasant odor.


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AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

EDIT: nevermind.

AntiRules187 edited this message on 02/22/2009 2:51AM

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Lament Posted:

I value your contributions to the FWZ society, and respect your opinions, no matter how much they may vary from my own.

You ****ing fine upstanding member of society.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

MasterHaxxor Posted:

As someone who owns a business that could be considered a competitor to Acid Flux’s Country Kitchen and Flea Market (Hardware Aisle), I object on the grounds that I am a better hacker than you are, and thus could severely undermine, or even completely counteract, your efforts. I am also better looking and lack your unique and in no way pleasant odor.

Acid Flux has not signed contract yet

here is content of BUSINESS CONTRACT; if you agree to the conditions, please let me know —-> first come, first serve


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MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

And how, pray tell, do you intend to go about section 2 of your proposal?


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

it is business secret, dumbbum… my business would be pointless if I disclosed my methods to you

(LOLOLOL REMINDS OF GENERICHAXOR FAN CLUB, DOESN’T IT?)


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

it is business secret, dumbbum… my business would be pointless if I disclosed my methods to you

(LOLOLOL REMINDS OF GENERICHAXOR FAN CLUB, DOESN’T IT?)

but I can bumure you I am experienced marketing expert in the field of worthless game currency

very good references


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MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

it is business secret, dumbbum… my business would be pointless if I disclosed my methods to you

(LOLOLOL REMINDS OF GENERICHAXOR FAN CLUB, DOESN’T IT?)

Therefore one could bumume that your methods could be employed by anyone and has nothing to do with any unique abilities or powerful connections, and as such is no greater than any method that I could devise, conduct, or defeat. I thank you for your time, but I regret to inform you that I have no further need to converse with you, farewell.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

MasterHaxxor Posted:

Therefore one could bumume that your methods could be employed by anyone and has nothing to do with any unique abilities or powerful connections, and as such is no greater than any method that I could devise, conduct, or defeat. I thank you for your time, but I regret to inform you that I have no further need to converse with you, farewell.

tl;dr

fabulous person


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Acid Flux is fabulous person

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Jarwain

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 13 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Acid Flux is fabulous person

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from what i see, his business is still running full steam… and especially when im done with the animated advertizement….. muahahahahah….... btw… is hypnotism against the law?


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

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