Acid Flux Posted:

WTH? My advertisers got banned?

Dear Mr. Acid Flux,

I can very well comprehend what situation you are in (very uncomfortable indeed!). Your loyal employees zagerblag and DarkDespair5 have become victims of capitalist system being forced to withdraw from their duties of advertising important flezz transaction business. No need to be sad, I have very interesting service to offer for this very special occasion. You might see that I have seen it coming, hehehe. I can bumure you that my service is the only option to avoid drastical loss of profits that would result in miserable cash flow -> imminent illiquidity!!!

Here is deal: You send me 10 Brownie Points, and in return, I will sabotage all your major competitors to make sure that your market share is to be growing by at least 15%! You will not be dependant on ****ty posters anymore!

BUT: if you reject offer, I will cause hyperinflation so all your hard-earned flezz will be worth nothing!!!