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Business MESSAGE FROM FORUMWARZ INC. CEO

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Dear Forumwarriorz,

I have decided to purchase 100% of Forumwarz Inc., so from now on, I am leader here. I did not do it because company is any good, but only to decrease my profit so I can pay less taxes to capitalist government. Actually company is **** but it was cheap so I did not care lol. But I am good CEO, so I will now try to make Forumwarz Inc. better so I can sell it to some Texan ****head with profit LOLOLOLOL.

So, I am glad to introduce to you the following changes (with immediate effect):

– Nicco and Angry hobo are moderators

– PhilANTropiSt unbanned

– INCIT removed from game

– PhilANTropiSt is moderator

– scoops removed from Domination

– Troll clbum nerfed (Political Flamebait only 280 damage)

– contests no longer in Active Topics

– Evil Trout no longer administrator

– MySpace Tom unbanned

– unfunny fabulous persons removed (Flamebate removed)

– storymode removed

– whole game removed (it was ****ty anyway, no loss here)

From 02/18/2009 on, www.forumwarz.com will redirect to goatse.

Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day.


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

surprisingly good thread


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

This just in:

PANTS used his mod powers to make you wish the Contests forum was back in Active Topics. This became a moot point quickly because MST hacked your account, followed it back you who you really are, and took all the money from your bank accounts. He finally reverted all control back to ET, leaving only a back door he could use to again penetrate ET’s vulnerabilities.

MC Banhammer was banned for this post by Evil Trout

MC Banhammer edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

MC Banhammer Posted:

This just in:

PANTS used his mod powers to make you wish the Contests forum was back in Active Topics. This became a moot point quickly because MST hacked your account, followed it back you who you really are, and took all the money from your bank accounts. He finally reverted all control back to ET, leaving only a back door he could use to again penetrate ET’s vulnerabilities.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNNED

Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Good thread, OP upvoted. I, for one, welcome our new Russian mafia tycoons overlords.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Angry hobo Posted:

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNNED

WHAT???

Oh Shi—-


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

can i buy shares in the company? i like where your business leadership is taking things


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

MC Banhammer Posted:

WHAT???

Oh Shi—-

ENJY YOUR BANANA

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THE NEW MODS DONT BAN PEOPLE, THEY GIVE THEM BANANAS

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Angry hobo Posted:

ENJY YOUR BANANA

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THE NEW MODS DONT BAN PEOPLE, THEY GIVE THEM BANANAS

looks like both to me

http://forumwarz.com/profiles/MC%20Banhammer

dude you’re p harsh


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

My power is restored. (Russian mafia Log in to see images! MySpace Tom)

TUBSWEETIE can not buy shares in company because he is collosal fabulous person and I don’t want my company to be owned by fabulous persons. But trespbumerswill can buy shares if she wants.


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

looks like both to me

http://forumwarz.com/profiles/MC%20Banhammer

dude you’re p harsh

THE NEW ADMIN TOLD ME TO BAN HIM

gayfine upstanding member of society94

Avatar: Baby Typing
2

[2ch]

Level 33 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

wut?

i can lick my own niple! Log in to see images!


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heirloom

Avatar: 47475 2015-07-17 09:14:26 -0400
1

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 8 Emo Kid

Hey this is Professor Commie PhD. I am a total **** stain.

It’s a little early for my birthday, but thanks,Oleg. Also, I would like an official position here in the New World Forumwarz.


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

i can lick my own niple! Log in to see images!

I give you 10% Forumwarz shares if you lick my male reproductive organ. Log in to see images!


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gayfine upstanding member of society94

Avatar: Baby Typing
2

[2ch]

Level 33 Permanoob

“Shit-for-Brains”

I can make you a prostate mbumage. Will you give me a 20% and longest E-Peen with hardest boner?

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Forumwarriorz

Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Requesting that all boards be renamed “fine upstanding member of society”


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KaaVink

Avatar: 60693 Tue Oct 28 11:07:23 -0400 2008
16

[SRSLY]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Request that BP can only be used to buy sexual favours.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

- INCIT removed from game

Good job Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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