Dear Forumwarriorz,

I have decided to purchase 100% of Forumwarz Inc., so from now on, I am leader here. I did not do it because company is any good, but only to decrease my profit so I can pay less taxes to capitalist government. Actually company is **** but it was cheap so I did not care lol. But I am good CEO, so I will now try to make Forumwarz Inc. better so I can sell it to some Texan ****head with profit LOLOLOLOL.

So, I am glad to introduce to you the following changes (with immediate effect):

– Nicco and Angry hobo are moderators

– PhilANTropiSt unbanned

– INCIT removed from game

– PhilANTropiSt is moderator

– scoops removed from Domination

– Troll clbum nerfed (Political Flamebait only 280 damage)

– contests no longer in Active Topics

– Evil Trout no longer administrator

– MySpace Tom unbanned

– unfunny fabulous persons removed (Flamebate removed)

– storymode removed

– whole game removed (it was ****ty anyway, no loss here)

From 02/18/2009 on, www.forumwarz.com will redirect to goatse.

Thank you for your attention. Have a nice day.