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Food [CLOSED] 11 Reasons Why You Should Buy My Riprogrammatori

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

There are lots of people selling this awesome file. Here are the stats:

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +160

Pretty awesome for you Hackers right? Well here’s a list of reasons you should buy this from me and not some other douche bag.

1. I’m awesome

2. I’ve been in several Eiffel Towers

3. Buy from one of your own – despite this character being an Emo Kid, I’m a total haxor.

4. I’m sexy

5. Manphin wants you to, and you like the Manphin right?

6. It’s new, never been used, stop buying worn out damaged Riprogrammatori’s that you have to pay ADDITIONAL COSTS repairing.

7. Seven is a cool number and I am acknowledging that out of respect, that’s pretty decent of me

8. I will friend you if you win this auction because I consider my customers friends

9. I will be nice to you from now on

10. I’m a trustworthy guy and doesn’t afraid of anything (See that, I don’t even like memes and I used one just for YOU!)

11. I care

So what are you waiting for? Buy my Riprogrammatori today!

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/21005

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

A+++++ seller, I’d buy it if I didn’t have a ****.MILF already

ah **** this, bidding

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

I’m bidding this up as we speak

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

I fully endorse all of the above listed reasons except #6, but think that can easily be overlooked due to the epic inclusion of #7.

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I upped the bid for you.

DesdiPhoenix

Avatar: 75442 Wed Nov 12 18:57:30 -0500 2008
4

[T3H L33T HACK3RZ]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Not long left bid now!

Femline

Avatar: 124524 Fri Jan 23 03:23:48 -0500 2009

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I LOVE the Manphin. *purrs*

Femline was banned for this post by Evil Trout

Femline edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM

DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

He’s such a smooth talker that I bid well over the current price for it. :<

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