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Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

There are lots of people selling this awesome file. Here are the stats:

Riprogrammatori.1995.iTALiANo.cam.DiVERTi.LZ.YViD-iMC.divy

* Luck +7

* Defense +7

* Offense +7

* Charisma +7

* Max Processing Power +160

Pretty awesome for you Hackers right? Well here’s a list of reasons you should buy this from me and not some other douche bag.

1. I’m awesome

2. I’ve been in several Eiffel Towers

3. Buy from one of your own – despite this character being an Emo Kid, I’m a total haxor.

4. I’m sexy

5. Manphin wants you to, and you like the Manphin right?

6. It’s new, never been used, stop buying worn out damaged Riprogrammatori’s that you have to pay ADDITIONAL COSTS repairing.

7. Seven is a cool number and I am acknowledging that out of respect, that’s pretty decent of me

8. I will friend you if you win this auction because I consider my customers friends

9. I will be nice to you from now on

10. I’m a trustworthy guy and doesn’t afraid of anything (See that, I don’t even like memes and I used one just for YOU!)

11. I care

So what are you waiting for? Buy my Riprogrammatori today!

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/21005

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