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Feature I, ANAL

The_root_of_-
all_evil

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Whilst the three character clbumes (Camwhore/Troll/Emo) are good, I think there’s (at least) one other.

That of the IANAL (Or I, ANAL if you prefer)

Clbum : IANAL

Secondary Attribute : Pedanticism.

You are Mr/Mrs Red Line. You do not use apostrophes ever. You are always deeply offended when someone tries to use YOUR internet to state something that YOU know is not true. Or right. Or grammatically correct. Or syntatically correct. And it’s up to you to make sure that they know that they are wrong and you are right and you do not care how many posts it takes you to tell them the exact history of the word they are using and it’s etymological details and the definition of which dictionary you are using and when it was last challenged in a legal way.

Your Pedanticism manifests in many ways. Attacks with Godwin’s Law, Ad Hominem arguments follow up to your love affair with alphabetised filing systems, nametags on your freshly ironed socks and your complete lack of friends.

Nimbus

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
2

[P-S-Y]

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Noo! Cos then I’d have to be that, and I’d have to buy meself a new character. Log in to see images!

Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Apart from the name, brilliant idea.

The_root_of_-
all_evil

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Well, the name combines “I am anal” and IANAL (abbrv. for I Am Not A Lawyer); couldn’t think of a better one. Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Early on in the game design, we considered having a “reasonable, intelligent poster” character and we may yet…but I have a feeling he would be the least popular by a longshot.

Kayne Red Ro-
be

Avatar: Mother and Children

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Not so much a reasonable intelligent poster as that guy who corrects every spelling mistake on a forum, a “Grammar Nazi” if you will.

(I’d play him Log in to see images!

Zaratustra

Avatar: harblgar
2

[Mad Gear]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

There’s room for several more clbumes. A good list is here.

Dr_Kraid

Avatar: Dr_Kraid's Avatar

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY “WEEABOO”???

The_root_of_-
all_evil

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

The idea did come from Flame Warriors; but as for intelligent posters, no…these guys are usually the people who insist banana’s are seeds actually and should never be called fruit or even used in part of a fruit salad because that’s just wrong and if you did that then you really are worse than Hitler because even though he did cause the Second World War, he was, at least, a vegetarian.

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The_root_of_-
all_evil

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

but I have a feeling he would be the least popular by a longshot.

Well, there’s 3 on this thread already. Log in to see images!

Zaratustra

Avatar: harblgar
2

[Mad Gear]

Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Early on in the game design, we considered having a “reasonable, intelligent poster” character and we may yet…but I have a feeling he would be the least popular by a longshot.

Intelligent, perhaps. Reasonable, never.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Zaratustra Posted:

There’s room for several more clbumes. A good list is here.

Flame Warriors is a nice site…I actually looked through it a while ago, thinking it’d make a great sauce for inspiration, but stopped myself lest we ripped it off inadvertently (or even vertently).

I actually emailed the dude who runs it, asked him to check out our game. No response, but I’m not surprised.

Cyberface207

Avatar: Blood Cells
2

[Fruit ****ers]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Dr_Kraid Posted:

DID SOMEBODY JUST SAY “WEEABOO”???

I actually thought about how that would work as a character. All the abilities would be emoticons of the (^_^) (-_-) \(^0^)/ variety, and their secondary stat would be “Ki.” They’d specialize in abilities which manipulate their stats (usually greatly increasing one and dropping another, given the power of emoticons over one’s mood) and would be able to buy wall scrolls and headbands as equipment.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Eh, horrible grammar is pretty much an element of the other clbumes, particularly trolls. However, it makes me think of a cool potential clbum…

Grammar Nazi. Log in to see images!

Nimbus

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
2

[P-S-Y]

Level 11 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

...a great sauce for inspiration…

You mean a source. Sauce is yummy, sources are not. Log in to see images!

Oh dear, it’s happening already.

VIVa-ChiCk

Avatar: harblgar
1

Level 14 Troll

aka FireFury

Thread ninja, Pl0x

Skyreal

Avatar: Boobs
8

Level 24 Camwhore

“The Lady is a Tramp”

Zaratustra Posted:

Intelligent, perhaps. Reasonable, never.

Touche.

Mcluvin

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

a religious freak would also be a nice character.. perhaps.

relating everything to his relegion never accepting other views

The_root_of_-
all_evil

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Mcluvin Posted:

a religious freak would also be a nice character.. perhaps.

relating everything to his relegion never accepting other views

Or the Dawkins freak denying all faith in case of science.

zombie bunny

Avatar: Spider Illustration

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

sounds like a Great idea, though the name needs to goLog in to see images!

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