Whilst the three character clbumes (Camwhore/Troll/Emo) are good, I think there’s (at least) one other.

That of the IANAL (Or I, ANAL if you prefer)

Clbum : IANAL

Secondary Attribute : Pedanticism.

You are Mr/Mrs Red Line. You do not use apostrophes ever. You are always deeply offended when someone tries to use YOUR internet to state something that YOU know is not true. Or right. Or grammatically correct. Or syntatically correct. And it’s up to you to make sure that they know that they are wrong and you are right and you do not care how many posts it takes you to tell them the exact history of the word they are using and it’s etymological details and the definition of which dictionary you are using and when it was last challenged in a legal way.

Your Pedanticism manifests in many ways. Attacks with Godwin’s Law, Ad Hominem arguments follow up to your love affair with alphabetised filing systems, nametags on your freshly ironed socks and your complete lack of friends.