Much appreciated, zagerblag. This area has been busy, busy lately, and it can be tough to keep up sometimes. Even we need to use and abuse our stable of ****s sleep from time to time.

There was a bit of a shake up to our smuggling routes supply lines, our drug mules bonded couriers were having a bit of trouble with customs flight delays, but we’re still getting plenty of stock in and we’ll still be bringing them to you at the same low prices!

And, as an added bonus, we found a few copies of an old book by some Hilter guy, or something, so we threw them up for sale, too.

Bump.

Having a rough start to the week? What you need is a big pile of Smileprin XR.

Having a really bad start? Take a couple dozen 5-HTP (and get a nice nap).

Or, if you want to prepare for your next big weekend, pick up a Pop-Up Kama Sutra and some Dessicated Panda male reproductive organ now (before the big rush).

There are a million easily treatable ailments, ranging from mild depression to not having sex, and we have the drugs for all of them here at Kyoubai!

Once again, we are fully stocked with drugs.

However, we’re finding our garden is failing and all our onions are dying. So, we’re going to sell of our remaining crop cheap.

All of our Organic Onions are going to be listed with a Buy Out of  700 and a reserve of  500. We can sell them to a legbreaker local store for that, but we’d rather our loyal customers get the first shot at them

So, if you’d like one of our fine onions, carefully tended by our lovely ****s ladies, crawling around in the dirt on their hands and knees waving their bumes like they’re begging weeding and tending to our troubled plants, carrying the onions back to the basket between their silky thighs, and letting their full breasts rest on top of them as they carry the baskets back for processing…

Well, if you’d like the last of these onions, they’re available on Kyoubai now.

We’ve finished packing up all our onions for your purchases, and we’ve made sure that there are plenty of other drugs available for your pleasure.

Drugs have been popular today, but we are once again fully restocked.

Also, we have too many books and our stupid whores inquisitive stock girls can’t stop flipping through them, so we are having a book clearance sale.

We have a pile of CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG, The Art of Flame War, and The Total Retard’s Guide to Breathing, and we’ll be listing them with no reserve for a while. We’ll keep the buy outs, in case anyone wants one desperately, but if you want some cheap books, PLEASE BUY OURS!

We’ve restocked our supplies for you.

So don’t be shy, just buy, buy, buy!

ConquestStreak Posted:

You wouldn’t happen to have any .moar files stuck in those warehouses, right?

We are pretty steadily clearing .moar files out of our warehouse, but we haven’t been making any announcements of such. Aside from the clbumic video of Two fair ladies with a fine champagne glbum, we have some pictures of YOU from our constant surveillance for blackmail purposes, someone reciting some sort of decss thing dramatically, a program we’ve been using to watch the calories of our ****s stockgirls (for maximum sexiness health reasons), a hilarious conversation between a deaf boy and a downs syndrome girl we recorded during a theft, and two seperate sex videos featuring ****ty asian milfs and latinas together, that we felt did not live up to our quality production standards we hold our whores to somehow put on sale completely by accident, but felt it would be wrong to try to break out Kyoubai agreement.

But, in the future, we’ll keep our loyal customers informed when we put moar files up for sale, too.

Kabump.

It appears to be a drug crazed day, and we have all the drugs you need to get through it.

We may have been running low on a number of things (and just since this morning), but we are fully restocked and ready for your manic buying spree!