Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion
Drugs Bargain Drug Sales!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

This nights are long and the mornings come too soon, but we have the drugs to help you forget it and party all weekend straight.

We also have some Mary Janes that would look great on the feet of a a training team of girls.

We found another backwards running clock and a pair of mystery disks that surely contain something good if we were keeping them. We wouldn’t have kept a disk full of some crappy virus, after all.

guest42 edited this message on 04/26/2009 11:44AM

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Do you need a little bit of a boost to get you through what’s left of the weekend? We have plenty of drugs that will give you just what you need!

We’ve also put more more stupid informative books on txtng, flaming, and breathing. All priced to move with no reserve, because we are so sick of having these books around we think it is important for people to read. We also put up one more disk of what is probably reading material, and not a virus.

We will likely have to go check on our surgeon soon, but we’ve still got plenty of awesome fingers for you to buy.

Also, since people love balls, we put up some Dragon and Master Balls.

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
16

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Hacker

asdf

guest42 Posted:

Do you need a little bit of a boost to get you through what’s left of the weekend? We have plenty of drugs that will give you just what you need!

We’ve also put more more stupid informative books on txtng, flaming, and breathing. All priced to move with no reserve, because we are so sick of having these books around we think it is important for people to read. We also put up one more disk of what is probably reading material, and not a virus.

We will likely have to go check on our surgeon soon, but we’ve still got plenty of awesome fingers for you to buy.

Also, since people love balls, we put up some Dragon and Master Balls.

Hooray for your balls!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Thank you, zagerblag. We try to keep our balls notable.

We have restocked our drug supplies and have all of your favorite uppers, downers, and sexifiers.

We also have a few advanced fingers, as well as a do-it-yourself piercing kit.

We are still desperately trying to get rid of having a ‘fire sale’ on our books and have put up another book on flaming and another scratch and sniff book.

We’re still collecting minitature kicking hit squads whore seedlings teams, and if you’re worried about losing one or two, you can also number them for easy identification.

We’ve been disbumembling the last of our stolen evidence old computers and found some still had some useful parts, though they do need care and feeding. Clearing off the drive, we also found some acceleration code, though it looks a little familiar. We also found some audio tracks from Rektal Discharge and Flava Flav. We’ve also found an old clip of some of our hottest asian stock girls and their latina friends ‘relaxing’ during a break.

Bid high, bid early, bid to win!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Things are lively this morning, but we’ve still managed to stock our shelves with plenty of your favorite drugs.

Our storeroom is in a bit of disarray this morning, so we’ll have to spend a bit more time re-shuffling things, but more of our junk rare antique items are coming.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We are again fully stocked and ready for your drug-fueled buying frenzy for more drugs.

We’ve also put up more of our stupid informational books on flaming and txtng.

After some well-deserved punishment an accident caused by the disarray of our stockroom, we stopped by our surgeon, but it seems he’s had to leave town suddenly gone on a vacation. Since we were there, we cleaned the place out up and fixed up the well-deserved injuries our stupid ****s stock girls had picked up. We also picked up a few advanced fingers, one more self piercing kit, and a couple extra medical eyepatches.

We’ll be putting up some more things in the future which will teach our ****s what happens when they get out of hand, once some of the injuries heal things get properly settled.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Once again, we’ve gotten our stupid ****s stock girls to refill our virtual shelves to bring you all the real drugs you want.

We’re still dismantling some incriminating left over computers, so we have a couple more functioning motherboards, as well as software upgrade disk.

We are also still clearing out books, so here’s one on breathing and one on scratching and sniffing. Remember, no reserves on these books, because we can’t stand the sight of them anymore reading is fundamental.

As previously mentioned, our idiot whores stock girls made some mistakes, endured a quick trip to the docotr (and here’s the before pictures), and had some punishment coming. Well to start with, we’re clearing out their collection of music and offering it up to you! Including Hot Karl and the Cleveland Steamers, Johnny Labelmate and the TBA Openers, R. Kelly, Rage Against the Man-Chine, Rektal Discharge, Seal, The Suicide Notes, and The Genius, it’s all the music they use to relax and learned to strip to.

And, so they don’t forget, here’s a video of our new asian dominatrix milf supervisor giving our girls some punishment.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our harlots stock girls are keeping diligent in cleaning and stocking, so our shelves are full of your favorite drugs.

And, really, it’s no wonder given their recent punishment. When you look at these files from Richard Dawkins and Anne Coulter while looking for the proper punishment, you may get an idea of what they’ve been going through (though these files are not what we expected).

Speaking of girls, we have a whole spare team and the tracking numbers to be sure they don’t escape keep them safe from predators that you don’t want to get them.

We’ve been clearing out some evidence old computer files, and we found a pink web browser and a paperclip suite you may find useful, as well as a podcast of some research data and a quick typing tutorial.

Enjoy and remember, bid high and bid often!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls have once again stocked the shelves. They can be trained!

We’re still clearing out a variety of computer evidence junk files, so we’ve put up some X Wing Fighter Specs, some ****’s face in smoke, a flaming crotch, some lovely scars, a goofy camp movie, and goobers (whatever that means).

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

It was a wild night, for us and for you, but our girls are up and moving and our shelves are restocked.

We are still looking to get rid of all our books, so we’ve put up another book on txtng and breathing, as well as this disk which is probably a book on disk, or something.

In an effort to make the most off our surgeon’s disappearance keep our surgeon’s business running while he’s away, we’ve put up another medical eyepatch as well as a few advanced fingers.

And, in our continuing punishment of our stupid whore’s stock girl’s previous infractions, we’ve put up some of thier favorite shoes, including a pair of mary janes and two pairs of pleather thigh-highs. They’ll be sorry to see them go, so buy them up quick, before they can whore scrounge up the cash to buy them back.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

You may have thought we’d run out of drugs, but you’d have been wrong. We have our sexy ****s stock girls working overtime quite willingly, after the punishment they received to keep our shelves well stocked.

Should they falter, do let us know. They know the consequences… and we take requests.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our drugs remain well stocked. We would offer our whores stock girls some praise, but it would just go to their heads and we’d prefer it go to their breasts.

Our current, no reserve book sales i nclude books on txtng, breathing, and scratching. Get a deal and get these books out of here read a book!

Our surgical collection currently consists of a few advanced fingers and a couple guides to wrist slashing. We will go fully loot check on our surgeon’s schedule in the near future.

We still have a squad of little girls hanging around with tracking numbers avaialable.

We are still clearing out our computer evidence supplies, so we have a couple squeaky motherboards, as well as a number of files:

X Wing Fighter Specs

An old thesis on gon control in Cambodia

A Plum computers podcast

Richard Dawkins talking about hogties and gangrape

An excerpt from Songs to Take a Dump To

The Matrix Soundtrack: Reloaded, Remixed, Overclocked

The Suicide Notes doing Sheryl Crow

A Firecrotch

A photo of one of our girls in the corner

If you look close, you can see woman's genitals

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our eager girls are keeping our Kyoubai supplies well stocked for your purchases.

More item from our storerooms will be coming soon!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We’ve been keeping our eager ****s girls busy, lining things up to put up for you while keeping our drugs amply stocked.

We’re still clearing out books, so we have books on breathing, txtng, and scratching and sniffing.

Our punishing shoe sale is nearly complete, as we have a pair of Mary Janes and a pair of thigh-high boots.

We’ve been trying out some new styles for our girls. We think the topless with corset piercings look might suit them well.

We’re still stripping down selling the useful parts of these incriminating spare computers. We have a couple live motherboards with some software acceleration disks. We also found a couple stray music files from The Suicide Notes and some crappy anthology. We also have a program for Key Logging, a Paperclip bumistant, and Happy Game Fun.

We also found another one of those popular Master Balls for you to fight over put to good use.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our shelves are well stocked for your drug needs.

We also have a few new fingers, as well as a guide to opening your wrist from our favorite surgeon’s currently empty office.

We also have a handy identification number for you arm, which is handy if you get our newly found power glove to power up that arm.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

We’re ready for the weekend and you can be, too.

Piles of drugs are ready for your purchase, so you can have a nice, lively weekend.

Electric-Tur-
tle-02

Avatar: Model Posing
7

[spots-****]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

bumpin for drug buyers

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Appreciated, Electric-Turtle-02.

But, don’t think that our quiet means that we’ve let our little ****s stock girls slack off. They know better than that and they’ve been keeping our shelves well stocked.

We still have books on txtng, scratching, dead babies, and breathing.

We still have some advanced fingers which will go perfectly with our computer parts. We have a couple live motherboards with some software accelerators, easily controlled by the power glove.

We’ve let our girls explore their creative side and branch out into art. They’ve put together a collection of paintings and artistic photos, some named appropriately, some named in clbumic meaningless style. We’re putting them all up for sale (by name), and they include:

Goooberrrrzz!

The Fire Crotch

The Long Longcat

eeeeeeeeeeee213da9agg5

Fun, Hot Mommy!

Virgin Mary in Smoke

The Art of Scars

Goooberrrrzz II: The Re-Goooberrrring

Fishsticks (A Still Life)

Turd on Camera Lens

An Erotic Look at Scars

We know they’ve been taking it seriously because they gathered some schematics to base things on.

All this pain has given us an idea for some new uniforms for our girls. It will go well with the corset piercing.

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls may be putting the final touches on some more art, but they’re still keeping our drugs well stocked and ready for you to buy, buy, BUY!!

guest42

Avatar: Piggy Bank
18

[Bargain Drug Wareh-
ouse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Our girls are dutifully keeping our drugs available for your purchase. We think they are excited at the thought of new uniforms or they’re trying to keep their clothes.

We are still clearing out books on txtng, scratching, babies (dead ones), and breathing.

We’re still stripping down junk incriminating some unneeded computers, so we have a couple live motherboards and a couple computerized fingers.

Our girls art is coming along. They’ve got the glbumes for the look, and a little background music to help them ‘concentrate’, and they’ve finished a few more works:

Smoking Hot Whore

A Pair Ready for a Party

And a three part look into one of our girls: Past, Present, and Future.

Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!