We are fully stocked and ready for your big Friday night pwn fests and sex parties. Stock up before you get too deep in whichever you’re doing!

And, in this new age of low surgery, we are still bringing you your favorite surgical procedures (Extra Tonsils, Less Serotonin, and awesome new Fingers), direct from our friendly neighborhood body disposal specialist surgeon. You might find some of these home surgery kits cheaper, but we sell then better!

And we still have plenty of books, so buy! Reading isn’t dead, it’s just in shorthand!