We appreciate how our customers are willing to help us destroy evidence buy the stray merchandise from our warehouse. Keep up the good work.

Drugs have been restocked, along with the random bumortment of goods we’re finding amoungst our dead enemies well-stocked isles.

We had a recent run-in with a doctor after a particularly bad shoot-out who was interested in getting some drugs on the cheap verifying that our goods were quality pharmaceuticals. We got to talking and he gave us a deal thought our customers might like the option to get some home surgeries since he needed some test subjects since clearly all our customers are very smart shoppers.

Enjoy the option to cut yourself up, but remember to buy plenty of drugs for the procedure.

Rumours of our demise have been greatly exaggerated.

We’re still here and providing you with the cheapest goods you can regularly get your hands on. We’re just laying low for a few days, since we have quite a few people out to get us right now we felt we could stand to take a vacation.

But, our shelves will remain stocked, regardless!

We are once again well stocked, and ready to deliver our low quality cost drugs to your eager hands. We’ll get all the drugs you want and need and deliver them to you in perfect condition the original packaging!

This has become a very busy area, hasn’t it?

But, we remain well stocked, despite the server’s best attempts to keep us from listing things at a reasonable speed, though the delays are making it much more difficult to report that we have finished.

It seemed like we were stocking drugs for most of yesterday, though it may have been the mad buying of you loyal customers.

But, long story short, we are once again stocked.

We’ve cleared out all our computer evidence and we just have a few books left, so buy while the buying’s good. Once they’re gone, we’re out of the computer and book trade unless we kill stumble upon another dead book enthusiast who wants to get rid of his collection.

But, we have hijacked received a shipment that heading to some sort of co-op or something. It was full of some pretty random crap high quality goods, so we’ve decided to offer them up to our loyal customers. So, if you were looking for some new piercings, slightly off tattoos, electrical tape, gay glbumes (in a good way), or a very interesting video file, take a look at Kyoubai, as we’re selling them off cheap.

And our doctor collaborator bumociate is still giving us a good deal on home surgery kits, so buy some knives, and don’t forget the drugs to help with the recovery. And if you survive when you’re done, don’t forget to fill out the feedback survey.

Those Dragon Ball things might be all the rage right this second (and we commandeered stumbled upon a crate of them ourselves, so buy them up!), but we still have all the drugs you might want to keep yourself occupied and amused while you anxiously wait for your set of Dragon Balls to become available on Kyoubai.

You’re already looking at Kyoubai and you have ten minutes, so fill your pockets, mouths, and other orifices with drugs while you wait!

Planning a big weekend of pwning? Well, don’t forget to stock up on the drugs you need for a successful job!

Remember, our drugs can be the difference between internet fame and internet death!

After a wild weekend, you know what you need?

Drugs. Lots of them. After all, what better way to recover from a weekend-long bender than to pop some pills?

We have all the drugs you need to tide you over until your next big night!

We are once again well stocked with all the drugs you want and then some (which may require some investigation).

But, as an added bonus, our recent inventory came across a big crate of Communist goods. Since we’re Capitalists, we decided to throw them all on Kyoubai so you could reap the rewards of our rampant exploitation of others.

Video files of fine ladies, sexy pop-up books, piercings for your hands, spine, and souls, some sort of glbumes that go ping, slightly flawed tattoos, slightly stinky panties, some glowing orange balls, and plenty of tape are all yours for the taking!