WANT CHEAP DRUGS?

Go to Kyoubai, and look for guests of the Bargain Drug Warehouse!

Due to an impending drug raid overstock, we are selling drugs CHEAP! Stolen Imported directly from China Canada, these drugs are completely safe and effective.

Caffeinated Mints:  450

Smileprin XR:  650

Keep On Truckin’™ Ephedrine:  2,000

St. John’s Wort:  2,200

Synthol:  2,800

Powerthirst:  3,100

5-HTP:  6,000

EndoPatch:  6,750

Desiccated Panda male reproductive organ:  7,500

Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™:  8,500

Prices are already rising due to demand, so act fast. Supplies are limited, act now.

Don’t be fooled by ‘licensed’ drug resellers, our drugs are just as effective at lower prices.

Due to laziness the number of auctions involved in drug sales, any auction links I put here may be quickly outdated, but just do a search. If we’re sold out, we will restock when the next mule arrives ASAP.

Don’t see the drugs you want for sale? Let us know, and we will begin planning a heist market research to add your desired product.

New stocking policy means the ‘Buy It Now’ price is the same as the ‘Reserve’ price.

Don’t bid low, just buy it now! You won’t win for less, so why wait?!

Some older auctions may have different prices, due to the constantly fluctuating prices of pharmaceuticals. Supplies are just as guaranteed as new, current listings.

Due to Kyoubai organizational issues, some of our ‘customers’ may be having trouble finding our supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™. Allow us to put it right up front, by the cashier

(please do not speak to cashier, unless propositioning negotiating an additional transaction)

Update!

Kyoubai has worked out the issues, and you may now search for supplies of Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™, just as you search for our many other shoddy fine products, so we shall no longer be point them out specifically.

However, you may feel free to proposition negotiate a additional transactions with our cashiers. We’ve found that pimping out our staff training our cashiers for such negotiations is making us good money good training for their bright futures, so we now require suggest our cashiers accept all such offers.

Our drug mules totally bonded couriers have made it through with more questionable completely certified drugs, and they’ve made their way to Kyoubai!

Prices have fluctuated, so if you see any of our old auctions, but them immediately! Regardless of price! It’s such a deal!

Thanks. Our agents have managed to coerce negotiate some good deals overseas up north.

For you Xtreem Customers™, we’ve restocked out Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™ supplies.

Straight from Fr4gGingR1teZ™’s fridge (completely with his knowledge), to our virtual shelves!

Buy it now, before collectors get them all!

I’m mildly surprised that no one seems to have reacted at all to my cheap(er) 5-HTPs.

Did you think we were out of Panda male reproductive organ and EndoPatches?

No longer! Get them while they’re fresh!

(Well, relatively fresh. The panda male reproductive organes are still desiccated.)

Czarnian bumbumin Posted:

Bump. Because these are still the best prices in town.

They’re not. At the time of this post, Acid Flux offers most of these drugs at the same price, and I offer cheaper 5-HTPs (in not much volume).

Supplies renewed!

Synthol is ready for your bulking up needs!

You guys had a powerful thirst, so we’ve restocked our Powerthirst, along with everything else!

Stock up!