All restocked and ready to go.

Thefts Negotiations for L’ORLY Lipstick and Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne are starting to break down, and demand is almost negligible, though.

If you want it, show us you mean it, and buy, buy, buy!

(Messages work, too, but sales are the big winner.)

zagerblag Posted:

Aren’t these prices market standard?

He’s flavor texting. That makes his store slightly more awesomer than average.

Once again, you had a powerful thirst, so we restocked our Powerthirst for you.

Run faster than Kenyans!

We’re glad that you took our advice and took enough drugs to get you high as a kite.

We’ve refilled our shelves with the Smileprin XR and 5-HTP that you’re horribly addicted to that you love so much, so buy until you’re ready to burst!

You’ve spoken quite clearly with your Flezz and shown that there’s definitely a demand for Ex-Girlfriends Cologne, so we’ve restocked it for all your tearful memories.

Panda male reproductive organes are back in stock and ready for your sexy, sexy needs.

You guys are regular drug hounds!

Fortunately, our drug mules supply shipments have managed to slip through customs arrived early, and we have restocked all our supplies.

It’s our pleasure to scam you with provide you with inexpensive, knockoff quality drugs. How better to enjoy… or bemoan your life than high as a kite on a wide bumortment of pharmaceuticals?

You hackers love your buzz, so we’ve restocked the full array of buzzing pharmaceuticals for you guys (and lovely ladies).

All you lovely ****s can once again pick up your much needed lipstick, direct from LORLY looklikes, as well as all the uppers you need to look your best.