We’re all restocked for your druggy needs.

Mints and 5-HTPs are back in stock.

So, get your concentrated turkey, clean your breath afterward, and be good to go, go, GO!

Boy, you hackers were just waiting for your chance, weren’t you?

We’ve re-restocked our ephedrine and Mountain Dewm. Go nuts!

Smile, because we have your Smileprins back in stock.

Keep on trucking, ‘cause we’re once again stocking Ephedrine.

We are off to scout some new smuggling routes doing some inventory, so you’ll find our shelves almost overstocked with your favorite drugs that we offer, so go crazy!

You guys were hungry for more drugs, weren’t you.

We’ve restocked again, so feast your ravenous appetites on our narcotic goodies.

More drugs for you? You bet.

It’s a big market, and there’s always room for others to try their luck.

In the meantime, though, you hackers are going 24/7, and you really need your caffeine, so we’ve restocked out mints, Xtreem Xorgange, and our Powerthirst, so you can bear blast all night long!

It’s always nice to hear from a satisfied customer. It is our please to con you out of as much of your Flezz as we can provide a valuable service to help you ppwn to your full potential.

And, of course, if there is are any particular goods you would like more available, we always love it when you tell us how to get your Flezz are happy to provide the pharmaceuticals that you desire most.

In the mean time, we’ve provided an bumortment of our most overstocked quality goods for your pleasure.