We got some pretty good mod-member relations.

There needs to be an outreach forum for members with the depressions. That way something like this will never happen again. We can have trust exercises and bonding activities. We can stop being a community and start being a family.

Veer Posted:

ban tesfan for raising a valid point

ban veer for raising a valid point

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

no, clearly the intent was to explain that professional mens of suiciding don’t waste time with things that can’t kill you, they shove an electric eel up their bum and scare it while dangling off a cliff so when it unleashes 500V they go limp and fall and die and then have an eel eat them from the inside out.

ban dh0 for raising a valid triple post

ban tesfan for raising a valid point in his pants

before i get banned for “posting a thread in the wrong place”, i intend this to be a serious thread in a serious forum

Much like FalconFour, the mods are winging it.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

no, clearly the intent was to explain that professional mens of suiciding don’t waste time with things that can’t kill you,

You can die from ODing on Tylenol, but you need to take a ****load of ‘em. You’re far more likely to just develop serious medical issues that will cripple you for life.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

they shove an electric eel up their bum and scare it

I think being taken out of the water and shoved up somebody’s bum would be enough to do that, and I really doubt that the eel would survive in that kind of environment long enough for it’s Electrocytes to recharge. Even if it DID, the bum would be a poor place to have it discharge since there’s poor electrical conductivity between there and the CNS or heart. It would hurt like a ****, but I don’t know how well it would stun the person.

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

while dangling off a cliff so when it unleashes 500V they go limp and fall and die and then have an eel eat them from the inside out.

How are you going to shove an electric eel in your bum while dangling off a cliff? Wouldn’t it be easier to just let go? Sorry, this just seems like a highly impractical method of suicide.

If you’re obsessed with dying from total anal destruction, the Mr Hands route has a proven track record.

Also:

1: hurf de rijp was insulting somebody directly, and barring mitigating context that would be flaming. That would make it trolling, and thus only permitted in the RP forums.

2: Patch’s statement isn’t trolling because he said “most”, not “all”. I think we can all agree that most of the people here ARE ****es, and to support my claim I submit this thread as evidence.

3: DH0 is clearly trolling. Ignoring the edit bumon in favor of quadruple-posting kinda clinches that.

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

3: DH0 is clearly trolling. Ignoring the edit bumon in favor of quadruple-posting kinda clinches that.

And what is it that you are doing?

was Posted:

And what is it that you are doing?

Posting all my responses to the thread up to that point as one post instead of as several, responding to people’s claims and statements as accurately as I am able, and doing my best to explain the whys and hows.

None of that is trolling.