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FAQ What's with those Xmas raps from the Horny Santa chat?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Because it would be kinda weird to explain it within the the convo or the tubmails themselves, I thought I’d just talk about it here.

Last year, Trout and I recorded those verses as part of Sick Animation’s Christmas rap competition. Along with the help of an audio engineer, we used the sick beat provided by Sick Animation and wrote a couple of dumbbum raps.

The competition was fierce, so neither of us won. But we had a fun time with it and got good feedback from friends and family. So we decided to chuck ‘em into Forumwarz, despite the potential embarrbumment.

If you’re not familiar with Sick Animation, check ‘em out. It was a huge influence on the Forumwarz team. It’s basically one dude from Louisiana animating and starring in his own crude cartoons (also comics and songs) and they’re ****ing hilarious. I once tried to hire creator Mark M. to do some custom animation for me, but he’s pretty busy.

The “twelve in a row” thing is a reference to Too Young to Die, one of the funniest cartoons about gay rapping doctors of all time!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Can we download them? I see a FW soundtrack in the future…

also, first!

Zi edited this message on 12/25/2008 9:01AM

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Visions of Elf Booty now cloud my mind.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Holy ****ing ****™, that was actually you guys singing “rapping”?

HAahahahahahaha

In an entirely awesome sort of ahaahaha. Made of win.

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I couldn’t stop laughing throughout both. They were great.

The Jagged R-
ock Fondler

Avatar: 97179 Mon Mar 23 17:25:01 -0400 2009
3

[bumhurt Virgins]

Level 28 Permanoob

“Brain Dead”

Evil Trout got his **** down *makes gay hand gestures at the screen*

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

You guys should check this out.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

For anyone that cares, I ripped them to .MP3 format.

They’re available here – http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5MPPUEHU

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

So which one of you was doing the singing?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
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[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Rage_****

Avatar: Deformed Child
31

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I AM SURPRISED THAT THIS WEBSITE IS STILL AROUND

Gotta love the songs. Good work!

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

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