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Timed jobs are impossible to complete
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It’s just impossible. There is no way they can be done unless you have the 1 hit kill ability.
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 11:46AM |
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What’s your stats? And which job with what timelimit?
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 11:50AM |
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Hall of faded fame, 51 seconds
Offense 113 Defense 36 Luck 34 Frugality 19 Charisma 68 Upkeep 14
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 11:54AM |
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ive beaten a few of the timed missions, but most are ridiculos imo…30 secs to pwn praypal? thats like 18-20 threads..even without the lag this game always has, only someone using a script could beat that time, so i agree. again. because i brought this up 50 years ago. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 11:59AM |
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LROSENBERG1996 Posted:
I’m quite sure you arent doing it effectively then, because my hacker is currently specced to 13k hp for the lvl 35 forums, and I can still do HoFF in 65 secs. And you’re a Camwhore!
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 12:01PM |
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My Emokids best time over the last visits i took to complete pink floyd:
Hall of Faded Fame 12/12/2008 9:26AM 12/12/2008 9:27AM 41s
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 12:05PM |
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It could also be your internet connection and anything else you may have running. If I’m doing anything timed, I have to close out all my other tabs and programs. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 12:21PM |
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The times for these things (and for lemon scoops) do need to be revised following the recent series of nerfs, I believe ET said he would do this, but I don’t think he has yet.
Also, having the times for these things be clbum-specific would be nice. Clbumes that can spam their two most powerful attacks as “1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2,1,2” are going to go faster than, say, Hackers who go “3,1,4,1,2,1,5,1,6,1,3,1,4”. Or at least, requiring one clbum to need more keyboard dexterity to speedrun than any other clbum needs seems… weird.
In the meantime, I just never attempt these things. Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 12/21/2008 1:41PM
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 1:41PM |
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Signed. There is serious game balance issue there. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 2:03PM |
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I never seem to have any problems. Maybe it’s just you. Also,
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 2:11PM |
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i can easily get 3 lemons on each forum, whats the hold up guys?
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 2:17PM |
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Tip 1: Be a troll. Trolls have all the speedrun times. Being any other clbum and trying to get good times on hard forums is going to be tough. This is because Evil Trout still hasn’t finished balancing the clbumes (lol) or given us seperate speedrun leaderboards for each clbum.
Tip 2: Optimise your character build. If you’re missing decent moar files in each category this is slowing you down.
Tip 3: Use a fast browser. Firefox is OK, but Opera and Chrome are faster for pwning forums.
Tip 4: Resize the browser window, particularly if you have a large monitor and a slower PC. Redrawing a fullscreen browser window in realtime can be a bottleneck.
Tip 5: Have a fast internet connection. If you don’t have one, your internet provider is crap – change it. If your internet connection is fast but you’re still lagging, switch off your bittorrent client, or try a time when all your neighbours aren’t downloading their fetish porn.
Tip 6: If the Forumwarz server is lagging, save your visits for another time. If you can’t avoid it, just go for one of the untimed jobs for slightly less than 5 jobpoints. Noone will be upset with you. |
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| Posted On: 12/21/2008 4:56PM |
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