Tip 1: Be a troll. Trolls have all the speedrun times. Being any other clbum and trying to get good times on hard forums is going to be tough. This is because Evil Trout still hasn’t finished balancing the clbumes (lol) or given us seperate speedrun leaderboards for each clbum.

Tip 2: Optimise your character build. If you’re missing decent moar files in each category this is slowing you down.

Tip 3: Use a fast browser. Firefox is OK, but Opera and Chrome are faster for pwning forums.

Tip 4: Resize the browser window, particularly if you have a large monitor and a slower PC. Redrawing a fullscreen browser window in realtime can be a bottleneck.

Tip 5: Have a fast internet connection. If you don’t have one, your internet provider is crap – change it. If your internet connection is fast but you’re still lagging, switch off your bittorrent client, or try a time when all your neighbours aren’t downloading their fetish porn.

Tip 6: If the Forumwarz server is lagging, save your visits for another time. If you can’t avoid it, just go for one of the untimed jobs for slightly less than 5 jobpoints. Noone will be upset with you.