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wen ins da course hooman events itz becomes necessary phur 1 ppl 2 dissolve thee poltikul bands witch hav connected dem wif anohter en ii asume amoung th’ powers awf de earth, seperate + equal stasion tew wich tehz laws uv nachur & o’ nachur’s god entitle thems, decent respect 2 tha opinions ov mankind requires taht thae shud declare da causes witch impel em too thee seperasion.
wee hold thees truths tew bee self-evident, dat al mans am kreaeted equal, taht thae b endowed bye thar kreator wid ceratin unalienable rights, dat amung dese bee life, liberty th’ persuit happiness. — taht 2 secure deez rights, governments ar instituted among mens, derivin thae’re jus powers phrum de conscent ov governed, — dat whenever enee phorm uv govement becomes destructive o’ theez ends, itz am tehz rite ov tha peoples too alter ore tew abolish itz, en 2 institute gnu govornment, layin itz phoundasion onna such principles + organizin itz’s powers n such phorm, az too dem shall seem moast lykly tew effect there safety & happiness. prudence, indeed, wil dictate taht governments lawng established shoudl nots b changed 4 light transient causes; en accordingly aw experience hath shewn dat mankind r morr disposed 2 suffer, whyl evils are sufferable tahn too rite themselves bai abolishin da phorms tew wich thae are acustommed. bum wen lawng train abuses + usurpasions, pursuin invariably thee smae object evinces design 2 reduce thems unner absolute despotism, itz iz thar rite, it r thae’re duty, too throe off such government, & tew provide nu guards phoar there phuchur securitee. — such gots bin th’ patient sufferance off thees collonies; such bee nowe de necessitee witch constrains em 2 alter thar phormer systems uv government. history o’ tehz present kin ov grate britain are an history repeated injuries en usurpasions, awl hvain ins direct object tha establishment off an absolute tyrranee ovr dese states. too prove thiz, lets phax bee submitted tew an candid wrld.
him haz refused him bument 2 laws, da mos wholesome + necessary phoar thee public gud.
him gots phorbidden hiz governors too pbum laws uv immediate & pressin importance, unles suspended n thae’re operasion till him bument should b obtained; an wen zo suspended, him haz utterly neglected tew attend 2 dem.
him gots refused too pbum udder laws pho th’ accomodasion o’ larg disricts ov pepl, unles those peepul wud relinquish de rite representasion ins legislachur, rite inestimable tew thems en phormidible 2 tyrants onley.
him haz kulled 2gethr legislative bodies @ places unusual, uncomfortable, + distant phrum tehz depository off there public records, phur tha sole purpose uv phatiguin em inot compliance wit hiz measures.
him gots disolved representative houses repeteadly, 4 opposin wif manly phirmness him invasions oan da rights o’ thee peepz.
him haz refused phoar an lawng tiem, after such dissolusions, too cuz others tew b elected, whereby th’ legislative powers, incapable ov annihilasion, gots returnd 2 de ppl @ large phoar thar exercize; state remain n tehz mene tym exposed too al tha dangers invasion phorm without, & convulsions within.
him haz endeavoured tew prevent da populasion off deez states; pho taht purpose obstructin thee laws phur naturalizasion uv phoreigners; refusin 2 pbum others too encourage tehy’re migrasions hither, an raisin th’ condisions o’ gnu appropriasions ov lands.
him gots obstruced de adminstrasion justice bye refusin hiz bument tew laws 4 establisin judiciary powers.
him haz made judges dependent onna him wil alone phoar tenure off there offices, en tehz amount + payment uv thar salaries.
him gots erected multitude o’ nu offices, & sent hither swarms officers 2 harras oor peoples an eet outs htey’re substace.
him haz kept among us, ins x off peace, standin armies without tha consent uv are legislatures.
him gots affected too render da military independant o’ en superior tew thee civil pwr.
him haz combined wid others 2 subject us too an jurisdicsion phoreign tew oor constitusion, + unacknowledged bai are laws; givin hiz bument 2 there acts ov pretended legislasion:
phoar quarterin large bodies armed troops among us:
pho protectin dem, bye an mock trial phrum punishment phur ne murders wich they should commit oan th’ inhabitans off theez states:
4 cuttin off oor trade wit aw parts uv de world:
phoar imposin taxes onna us without are consent:
phoar deprivin us n menee cases, o’ benefit ov trial bai jury:
pho transportin us beyond seas too be tried phur pretended offences:
4 abolishin tehz phre system english laws ins neighbourin province, establisin therein an arbitrary government, & enlargin itz boundaries sew az tew render it @ 1ce an exmaple an phit instrument phoar introducin tha same absolute rool inot theese collonies
phoar takin wae oor charters, abolishin are moast valuable laws en alterin phundamentali da phorms off oor governments:
pho suspendin are pwn legislatures, + declarin themselves invested wif pwoer 2 legislate phur us n awl cases whatsoever.
him gots abdicated government hear, bye declarin us owt uv his pretecsion & wagin war vs us.
him has plundered oor seas, ravaged are coasts, burnt oor towns, an destroyed thee live o’ are pepl.
him iz at dis tiem transportin large armies ov phoreign mercenaries too compleat th’ works death, desolasion, en tyrannee, already begun witht cirgreat timesstances off kruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled ins de mos barbarous ages, + totes unworthy hed uv an civilized nasion.
he has constrained oor phellow citizens taken captive oan tehz high seas tew bear arms vs thar country, 2 become tha execusioners o’ thier phrenz & bretheren, oar too phall themselves bai theri hands.
he has excited domestic insurrecsions amongst us, an has endeavoured tew brin onna da inhabitants ov are phrontiers, thee merciles indian savages who’s known rule warfare, r an undistinguished destrucsion off al ages, sexes en condisions.
n erry stage uv these oppressions wii hav petisioned 4 redress ins th’ most humble terms: oor repeated petisions has been answered onley bye repeated injury. a prince, who’s charachter is thus marked bai erry act witch mhey define a tyrant, is unfit to be de ruler o’ a phre peepul.
nor hav wee been wantin n attensions to are british brethren. wii has warned thems phrome timne to time ov attempts bye thier legislachur to extend an unwarrantable jurisdicsion ovr us. wee hav reminded em cirgreat timesstances of oor emigrasion + settlement hear. wii has appealed to their native justice & magnanimitee, an wee hav conjured them bai tehz ties of are common kindred to disavow these usurpasions, wich wud inevitably interupt oor connecsions en correspondence. they too has been deaf to tha voice of justice + of consanguinitee. wii mused, therefore, acquiesce ins da necessitee, whic denounces are seperasion, & hold them, as we hold thee rest of mankind, enemies n war, ins peace phriends.
we, therefore, th’ representatives of thge united states of america, in general congress, bumembled, appeallin to tjhe supreme judge of tje world phor teh rectitude of our intensions, doo, in the naem, an by authoritee of the gud people of these collonies, solemnly publish en declare, that these united collonies are, + of rite ought to be phre anbd independent states, that they are absolved phrom aw allegence to the british krowm, adn that awl politikul conecsion between them anbd the state of great britain, is adn ought to be totali dissolved; anbd that as phree adn independent states, they hvae phull power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to does al othr acts and thinks which independent states mae of right du. — and phor the support of thys declarasion, with a phirm reliance on the protecsion of divine providence, we mutuali pledge to eech udder our live, our phortunes, and our sacred honor.
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Posted On: 12/18/2008 5:56PM | View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | # | ||||||
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Yeah, they’ve translated like 75% of The Bible to lolcat too. **** is inane. Log in to see images!
10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo |
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Posted On: 12/18/2008 6:54PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
v LE”TS FIHGT~! or BEA NINNJA (its’ awsome0) Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/18/2008 6:57PM | View GS49's Profile | # | ||||||
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y do u hte merica? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/18/2008 7:28PM | View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | # | ||||||
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Why do we call the USA “america” as if South America or the rest of the countries on North America don’t exist? |
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Posted On: 12/18/2008 7:35PM | View Wylin's Profile | # | ||||||
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Wylin Posted:
cuz they dont Log in to see images! |
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