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starving_2_d-
eath

Avatar: 91827 2009-11-25 18:52:36 -0500
4.4"

[please mister im s-
o hungry give me s-
ome food]

Level 2 Re-Re

please help me. you have to help me. i havent eaten in days and im ever so hungry.

last week i ate my favorite doll. she was covered in soot, and her metallic joints gave me indigestion.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:31PM
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King Krimson

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12.92"
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I would, If I could.

If only you’d give us a mailing address or something, then we could help you.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:32PM
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Jwred5

Avatar: 24279 Mon Nov 24 22:12:21 -0500 2008
12.99"
33

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Emo Kid

Pantsless Lord of the Sith

Dude, just give up. Just end it all now. The world is a dark and desolate place. And you’re not pretty. So just end it now. Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:35PM
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DG-Root

Avatar: 86945 Fri Jan 30 20:49:15 -0500 2009
9.06"
9

[Play INCIT]

Level 40 Hacker

“Uber Macro”

>get ye flask

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:35PM
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BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008
7.55"

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

> Do something

I do not understand this command.

#include <iostream>

int main()

{

std::cout << “Sup, fabulous persons!\n”;

}
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:37PM
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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
20.67"
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’ve got just the thing for you, turkey.

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:38PM
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King Krimson

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12.92"
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Wylin Posted:

I’ve got just the thing for you, turkey.

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It’s turkey time, gobble gobble.

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:38PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I bought a really nice turkey for thanksgiving yesterday. Turned out I’m Canadian and already had thanskgiving so I don’t have a use for it. You can have it… but how do I give it to you?

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:39PM
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BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
17.52"
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I’m going to call this out as a trolling attempt. Prove me wrong.
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:40PM
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Are-

Avatar: 90963 Mon Dec 15 03:10:56 -0500 2008
7.05"
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

I have something for you right here -> Log in to see images!

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:41PM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I’m going to call this out as a trolling attempt. Prove me wrong.

can you afford that it isn’t?

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:44PM
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plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
31.72"
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I always try to help the less fortunate on the holidays! You can have my extra Thanksgiving turkey.

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:45PM
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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
14.23"
20

[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

I was wondering if anyone’d be lame enough to waste BP on making this ****ty alt.Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:45PM
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King Krimson

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12.92"
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

I’m going to call this out as a trolling attempt. Prove me wrong.

For one thing, she has the exact same name as the person who sent the tubmails.

Not conclusive, but I personally think this is genuine.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:45PM
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Lonelight

Avatar: 60603 Wed Nov 19 19:33:19 -0500 2008
5.75"
2

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

What do we get for giving you the turkey, homeless d00d?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:46PM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

King Krimson Posted:

For one thing, she has the exact same name as the person who sent the tubmails.

Not conclusive, but I personally think this is genuine.

If she is, she could have my turkey if I could only give it to her

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:46PM
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ChibiHermione

Avatar: 62616 Tue Dec 02 13:38:01 -0500 2008
10.4"
5

Level 35 Camwhore

emma watson fine upstanding member of society slip.gawk

How does I gave turkey?

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:48PM
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Scary_Retard-
_6

Avatar: Blood Cells
10.02"
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

you can send this one an tubmail … still can’t reply to the original message

This means we might have 2 hungry mouths to feed, good thing we have enough turkeys to go around.

Scary_Retard_6 edited this message on 11/28/2008 5:51PM

George Lucas molested me and it was quite enjoyable, then he came back for foreplay and ruined the whole thing.
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:48PM
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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
11.18"
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

NO turkey for you.

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ATTENTION NEWBS: SEARCH BEFORE YOU POST

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Click Here To Give Me Fake Internet Cred
Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:50PM
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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
43.63"
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

too cheap

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Posted On: 11/28/2008 5:54PM
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