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Animu Homeless guy just tubmailed me.

Somebody

Avatar: 51757 2010-03-05 21:47:01 -0500
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Klanhop Extraordinaire

This is what I get when I search for Jill Chen at IStockPhoto:

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Chen = Goose?

Bigandtasty

Avatar: 67579 Sat Jan 17 15:30:20 -0500 2009
12

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I deleted the tubmail hoping I would get an e-peen for being an bumhole or something. No luck there.

MaiExcalibur

Avatar: 19684 Wed Oct 29 16:59:31 -0400 2008
12

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Somebody Posted:

Chen = Goose?

I think it just picked up the Chen from a series of goose pictures and not anything from Jill.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

chen: (noun) wild goose having white adult plumage

iStockPhoto apparently expands your searches to produce as many relevant results as possible, even when those results aren’t actually relevant.

I must say, it reinforces my postulation about “Recipes for Disaster” being somehow involved, but this could all just be coincidental.

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

Is anybody else having flashbacks to that Hacker Challenge contest a while ago?

Seriously, I bet you guys are going to get a E-peen or something for figuring this one out. Lucky bastards. Wish I had logged on so I could have gotten one.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

News just in:

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/18800

Not content with multiple private tubmails, the girl has set up a thread. Congregate there at once.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

2 hours ago i got this tubmail:

“i didnt know a person could ever feel so hungry. how can you just sit there in the confort of your own home while i live on the street and haven’t eaten in a month?

more than anything else i need food. ill die without it.”

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

I would like to request a method of turkey transfer, before either I lose patience, the npc ‘starves’, or the turkey rots Log in to see images!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I think the NPC starving is the path this story will go.

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

We need to determine whether this person deserves our turkey, or whether they should infact die of starvation, cold, homeless and alone in some anonymous back alley with internet access.

King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

We need to determine whether this person deserves our turkey, or whether they should infact die of starvation, cold, homeless and alone in some anonymous back alley with internet access.

That struck me as odd just now too. Wonder what type of computer she has?

Or maybe she’s just using a cyber cafe.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

I have always thought that she can access the internet directly with her mind.

Thiefree

Avatar: 60455 Sun Feb 15 19:29:37 -0500 2009
19

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I think we should all write a formal letter of complaint to ET saying that ForumWarz is no longer completely realistic. I’m sure they’d be shocked! Log in to see images!

Yeah but seriously, phase 2 plz.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

canada is in fact a rich country. even homeless people have at least a first generation iphone

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

canada is in fact a rich country. even homeless people have at least a first generation iphone

/me moves to Canada

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

So it sent another tubmail as I’m sure you all noticed. I think that’s evidence of a “wait it out thing”. Again: I doubt ET would have us pay 3600000 flezz for a chance to solve a puzzle.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Nothing new yet. Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Guys if you have the turkey I’ll buy it for 3m Log in to see images!

Balloon

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28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Sure quan, I’ll tubmail it to… Hey, wait a minute!

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
50

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

Nicco Posted:

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Wait until a few minutes after roll over.

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