In case you’re legally very special, allow me to explain how this contest will work. For the chance to win 12BP you must rewrite the lyrics of any popular Christmas carol or Christmas themed song using Forumwarz references. There are only three rules you must adhere to when submitting your entry:

1: It must be original (i.e. yours)

2: Let us know what song/carol you have rewritten

3: You may sing your entry and post a link to it, which may increase your chances of winning. But the lyrics MUST be posted.

The acceptable entries will be inserted into a poll, where they will be voted on for 48 hours. The winner will receive the BP.

I’ll give you until the December 10th to submit entries, voting will end on the 12th. So if you’re interested you should get Mr Cratchit cracking with your evil bidding (or do it yourself). BAH! HUMBUG!

EDIT: I fail. Voting is meant to end on the 12th.

Thanks for stealing the easiest one Banhammer. Log in to see images!

Silent Night

Quiet night, Lagging night
The server's dead, all is right
Round yon Evil Trout and team
Fix this lag or we will scream
Beat on your keyboard
Beat on your keyboard

Quiet night, Lagging night
Brainfreeze raids, lag's a rite
Curses stream from places afar
Again we yell, it's not so bizarre
Eventually, we come back
Eventually, we come back

Quiet night, Lagging night
Raid is dead, it's our plight
Radiance beams from monitor screens
All of Brainfreeze knows what this means
Once again our raid is dead
Once again our raid is dead

the homo and the gay,
banhammer is a twat
naked weiners give him wood
he's also very fat

he takes it up the bum
because he's very fabulous person
he sucks on many dudes' organs
and his modding is dire

jb is a dumb-dumb
whoever gave him power?
everything he does is ****e
because he is a failure

he takes it up the bum
because he's very fabulous person
he sucks on many dudes' organs
and his posting is dire

et is a fairy
banhammer gives him wood
and though he tried with all his might
forumwarz isn't good

he takes it up the bum
because he's very fabulous person
he sucks on many dudes' organs
and forumwarz is dire

Multiple entries permitted?

Jingle Bells:

Pwning through the forums
on a rare lag free night,
'nother pistachio,
Lemons all the way, ha ha ha!

Denture chat goes down.
S.P.C.A. falls next.
What fun it is when this goes right
I'm going to win 4 medals tonight!

Dolphin Love, Second Wife,
Vet'rans of Foriegn Whores
Oh, what fun it is to pwn
When everything works right! hey!

Technically it’s not a ‘song’...But give it a chance! Log in to see images!

OH AND I FORGOT to tell u it’s based on ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas…phew, thank god I cleared that up.Log in to see images!

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land

Not a creature was stirring, not even Yuriko-Chan

The glbumes and .moar files were equipped with care

In hopes that they’d get something nice from Bruce Bear.

Team Shortbus was nestled all snug in their beds

While vibrating doldoes danced in their heads.

And Trout with his coffee, and I with my wine

Had taken a break from our TerraOnline

When from my computer arose such a terror

I open my console to see what was the error

And there in my window, “You must install flash!”

I thought I had done that! I checked in the cache

The glow of the screen on my Defaced Mona Lisa

Somehow made me wish I had never bought Vista.

When suddenly, outside there was quite a show:

A tricked-out neon, and Futunari-Moe!

Someone sat beside him, could it be St. Nick?

No, it’s just some guy, and he’s probably a male reproductive organ.

Just then, they opened the trunk and they said:

“Get out of here, all of you! Or you’ll end up dead!

Go Timmeh, go Bingebot, and Banhammer too!

Abdullah_Oblongata, Jalapeno, this means you!”

They’d kidnapped the mods and driven them down

To the outermost limits of their little town.

As dry as Fran’s crotch on a day-to-day basis,

They met with a problem: They didn’t have headsets.

The Neon sped off, leaving those mods behind

And the mysterious stranger, who smelled like turpentine

They climbed on the roof and they pulled out their laptops

In hopes their connection might run slightly faster.

“**** this!” said the stranger, and slid down the chimney.

“That guy’s off his nut!” exclaimed poor little Timmeh.

The stranger wore only a baby sealskin coat,

And then he bent over and showed us ‘The Goat’.

“THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!” I cried out in pain,

As Trout tiptoed closer with obvious disdain.

The man’s balls shook like a bowl full of jelly,

And with a drunken slur he said “I’m JacksonKelly!

I Tubmailed you twice, and you never replied!

Because of your lame server errors, I died!”

Now Trout wasn’t normally one to fight back,

But then he asked Jackson: “Are you smoking crack?

It’s one in the morning, and it’s Christmas eve!

I’ll give back your visits, but you need to leave.”

Then Jackson thanked him, and went on his way

“I love you, Trout!” he cried out, “But not in a gay way!”

And once on the street, one last time he bent over:

“Merry Christmas to all, I’ll see you all at rollover!”

God I don’t know why I’m posting this but I’ll do it anyway

DEDICATION TO FLAMEBATE

Last ****mas, I gave you my male reproductive organ
But the very next day, You said you were a monstrous homogay
This year, to save me from fabulous persons
I'll stick it in someone special

Last ****mas, I gave you my male reproductive organ
But the very next day, You said you were a monstrous homogay
This year, to save me from fabulous persons
I'll stick it in someone special

Once pwned and twice bored
I keep my distance but you still fabulous person up flamebate
Tell me baby do you still like boldcaps?
Well it's been a year, Piglet should be unbanned by now

(Happy ****mas!) I jerked off to it and sent it
With a note saying "Dawg u gay" I meant it
Now I know what a fine upstanding member of society you've been
But if you ****ed me now I know you'd **** me again

(Oooh. Oooh fine upstanding member of society)

A crowded room, friends with small male reproductive organes
I'm hiding from you and your soul of fishporn
My God I thought you were someone with a good taste of music
Me? I guess I was spamming fine upstanding member of societys in game discussion
A face on a lover with a hurted bum
A man undercover but you cried me to death
Oooh Oooh
Now I've found a real **** you'll never fool me again

A face on a lover with a hurted bum
(Gave you my male reproductive organ)
A man undercover but you whined me to death
Next year
I'll stick it in someone, I'll stick it in someone special
special
someone
someone
I'll stick it in someone, I'll stick it in someone special
who'll give me something in return
I'll stick it in someone
hold my male reproductive organ and watch it great times
I'll stick it in someone, I'll stick it in someone special
I've got you here to stay
I can **** you for a whole day
I thought you were someone special
gave you my male reproductive organ
I'll stick it in someone, I'll stick it in someone
last ****mas I gave you my male reproductive organ
you gave it away
I'll stick it in someone, I'll stick it in someone

Song is from: George Michael – Last Christmas

My version of Twelve days of Christmas:

On the first day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
A fat troll on a PC. 

On the second day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the third day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the seventh day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Eleven hackers hacking, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC. 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
The Internet sent to me, 
Twelve moderators, 
Eleven hackers hacking, 
Ten emos crying, 
Nine whores recording, 
Eight sTalk contacts, 
Seven stupid memes, 
Six permanoobs, 
FIVE RICK ASTLEYS, 
Four forum visits, 
Three BP, 
Two lemon scoops, 
And a fat troll on a PC!

“All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth”

All I want for Christmas is my twelve BP,

My twelve BP, see my twelve BP.

Gee, if I could only have my twelve BP,

Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas.”

It seems so long since I could say,

“I can actually get anything of value.”

Gosh, oh gee, how happy I’d be

If I could only get Ep’ Two.

All I want for Christmas is my twelve BP,

My twelve BP, see my twelve BP

Gee, if I could only have my twelve BP,

Then I could wish you “Merry Christmas.”

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