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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
19.44"
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

in before laguna posts a picture of him holding a fine upstanding member of society sign

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 11/21/2008 1:33AM
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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
5.15"
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

Level 35 Troll

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 3:07AM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
36.53"
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 3:26AM
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Douchous Max-
imus

Avatar: Chugging Beer
7.1"
2

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

i iz a monstrous homogay fine upstanding member of society-fabulous person

Johnny Mac Posted:

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Immediate close and move to full of won right nao!
Posted On: 11/21/2008 3:27AM
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ghast

Avatar: 61181 Mon Nov 10 02:45:06 -0500 2008
6.06"

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes]

Level 35 Troll

I love the fact that random woman's genitalss keep wasting BP changing my title.

Fran Posted:

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Holy **** I just fell in love with your handwriting.

Oh yeah, Someone is a fabulous person or something.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/21/2008 7:11AM
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FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
8.63"
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Johnny Mac Posted:

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Much as I hate to say it… I lolled my bum off. Maybe I underestimated your emo bum.

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http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic
learn to ****ing spel
Posted On: 11/21/2008 7:17AM
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ghast

Avatar: 61181 Mon Nov 10 02:45:06 -0500 2008
6.06"

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes]

Level 35 Troll

I love the fact that random woman's genitalss keep wasting BP changing my title.

FalconFour Posted:

Much as I hate to say it… I lolled my bum off. Maybe I underestimated your emo bum.

Or, Possibly, You’re just a bigger homo-gay.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/21/2008 7:41AM
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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500
17.88"

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Okay, this is officially an epic thread, thanks to Johnny Mac here. It will be moved to Full of Won, but I’d like to chime in for a second.

Hobart, I hate to say this, as you’ve been fairly subdued since coming back from your exile. Hell, maybe you’re trying to change your stripes.

But it must still be said that you are, in fact, extremely unfunny. Your posts have never made me LOL; they have done nothing but make me shake my head in disbelief and disgust. The only time I had a positive reaction to any of your posts was when you tried to troll me in GD, because I knew right then and there that I was free to bum-enjoy you with the banhammer. This reaction, I’m only slightly ashamed to admit, was violent and instantaneous orgasm.

Speaking of which, as far as fabulous personry is concerned: You, good sir, chug so much great times that you could probably open a sperm bank just by sticking your fingers down your goddamn throat. One can imagine your fat, barren-wombed mother desperately squatting over your horrible jizz-puke bucket in a vain attempt to birth yet another very special incest-baby.

Now, I’m glad you threw up your picture, because it puts a (technically) human face on my mortal enemy. It would certainly be a shame if someone were to Photoshop a human male reproductive organ on said picture.

Thank you and good day.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/21/2008 8:47AM
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SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
8.45"
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

Agree. Post something funny or get out, Hobart.

http://shodan.fi/

Posted On: 11/21/2008 8:49AM
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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
8.2"
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

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lol they won the thread

Posted On: 11/21/2008 8:54AM
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SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
8.45"
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

Perhaps you could quote a funny FAIL post? That’s basically what you’re kept around for.

http://shodan.fi/

Posted On: 11/21/2008 8:57AM
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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500
9.05"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

the hell are you all talking about hobart is awesome go ram a blender up your rectums

MA BAWS ARE FULL TA BURTIN’ KIRSTY

Posted On: 11/21/2008 9:04AM
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
26.35"
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Now, I’m glad you threw up your picture, because it puts a (technically) human face on my mortal enemy. It would certainly be a shame if someone were to Photoshop a human male reproductive organ on said picture

Your wish is my command, sir.

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 9:26AM
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Wyrd

Avatar: 2782 2011-10-31 19:56:49 -0400
12.82"
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

I tried to get over myself, but I'm just too awesome!

Behind leg #1!

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I wish I would’ve given Wyrd one million upvotes.

~Brainfreeze~

Playing ForumWarz:

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 9:43AM
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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
10.14"
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

in before laguna posts a picture of him holding a fine upstanding member of society sign

Damn it Tubs

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 10:09AM
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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
5.15"
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

Level 35 Troll

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Fran Posted:

Your wish is my command, sir.

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lazy

Wyrd Posted:

Behind leg #1!

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Posted On: 11/21/2008 2:24PM
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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
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Laguna Posted:

Damn it Tubs

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Posted On: 11/22/2008 5:33AM
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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
5.15"
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website]

Level 35 Troll

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Full of Won

still waitin on this

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Posted On: 11/22/2008 9:17PM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, this is officially an epic thread, thanks to Johnny Mac here. It will be moved to Full of Won, but I’d like to chime in for a second.

Hobart, I hate to say this, as you’ve been fairly subdued since coming back from your exile. Hell, maybe you’re trying to change your stripes.

But it must still be said that you are, in fact, extremely unfunny. Your posts have never made me LOL; they have done nothing but make me shake my head in disbelief and disgust. The only time I had a positive reaction to any of your posts was when you tried to troll me in GD, because I knew right then and there that I was free to bum-enjoy you with the banhammer. This reaction, I’m only slightly ashamed to admit, was violent and instantaneous orgasm.

Speaking of which, as far as fabulous personry is concerned: You, good sir, chug so much great times that you could probably open a sperm bank just by sticking your fingers down your goddamn throat. One can imagine your fat, barren-wombed mother desperately squatting over your horrible jizz-puke bucket in a vain attempt to birth yet another very special incest-baby.

Now, I’m glad you threw up your picture, because it puts a (technically) human face on my mortal enemy. It would certainly be a shame if someone were to Photoshop a human male reproductive organ on said picture.

Thank you and good day.

Who is writing your post for you?

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 11/22/2008 9:25PM
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Lady Macbeth

Avatar: Lady Macbeth's Avatar
5.52"
3

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Oh, don’t mind me, just ****ting up this thread

Hello! I am a successful gimmick!
Posted On: 11/22/2008 9:29PM
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