Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Okay, this is officially an epic thread, thanks to Johnny Mac here. It will be moved to Full of Won, but I’d like to chime in for a second.

Hobart, I hate to say this, as you’ve been fairly subdued since coming back from your exile. Hell, maybe you’re trying to change your stripes.

But it must still be said that you are, in fact, extremely unfunny. Your posts have never made me LOL; they have done nothing but make me shake my head in disbelief and disgust. The only time I had a positive reaction to any of your posts was when you tried to troll me in GD, because I knew right then and there that I was free to bum-enjoy you with the banhammer. This reaction, I’m only slightly ashamed to admit, was violent and instantaneous orgasm.

Speaking of which, as far as fabulous personry is concerned: You, good sir, chug so much great times that you could probably open a sperm bank just by sticking your fingers down your goddamn throat. One can imagine your fat, barren-wombed mother desperately squatting over your horrible jizz-puke bucket in a vain attempt to birth yet another very special incest-baby.

Now, I’m glad you threw up your picture, because it puts a (technically) human face on my mortal enemy. It would certainly be a shame if someone were to Photoshop a human male reproductive organ on said picture.

Thank you and good day.

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