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Veer Posted:
best post in thread imo Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:45PM | View Tesfan's Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:46PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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“SuperMonkeyMan: Serial forumbuildr downvoter who actually bragged about it in Flamebate. Pretty sure he has something to do with our nasty ED article, too. Prick.”
It’s a ****ing wiki, stop crying and edit it, fabulous person. He got pbumed over for sysop status, he is not controlling the article and has little influence on the site in general.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:47PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Brainfreeze shall smite your opposition.
Death to all who oppose JB Log in to see images!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:49PM | View doug05257's Profile | # | ||||||
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Tesfan Posted:
No.
Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: Best post in thread.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:50PM | View doug05257's Profile | # | ||||||
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also: I am now intending to be on your enemies list, I obviously have overlooked things since I’m not on it. ****in froot bootin’ knob slobber. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 7:51PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Drunkenlazybastard: ****ing seriously, your sig makes me want to puke.
JB: So you think I can get onto your sorta-friends list? Maybe? Hmm? Log in to see images! FalconFour edited this message on 11/16/2008 8:02PM Log in to see images! Log in to see images! http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:02PM | View FalconFour's Profile | # | ||||||
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FalconFour Posted: Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:03PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:
New rule: Requesting to be on my enemies list will not get you on my enemies list.
INSTA-EDIT: This rule only applies to you.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:08PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
**** you fine upstanding member of society. Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:08PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
also: that wasn’t a request you tool. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:10PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! http://falconfour.com/bumhurt-cinematic |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:10PM | View FalconFour's Profile | # | ||||||
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FalconFour Posted:
Well aren’t you just a ****. Srsly.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:11PM | View CoreyJess's Profile | # | ||||||
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:
I fully intend to create a dummy account and write several articles praising Forumwarz. In the meantime, I have better things to do. Fine-tuning my enemies list, for instance.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:11PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Were still having our sleep over right? Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:13PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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Drunkenlazybastard Posted:
Just for that, I’m denying your request.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:13PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
****, you don’t need to make a dummy account. just ****ing do it…
... and I will checkuser your IP and dox you so I can call you up at 2am and have sexytime talkings Log in to see images!DDDD
*puts on his wizard robe and hat* Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:13PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:
Ted and David make their living as syncronized swimming instructors. Ted and Dave like animals. You could even say they love animals. In their spare time, Ted and Dave express their immense love for animals in their own “special” way. In this first episode our two characters (mad with desire) have broken into a local hospital where they find their first victim.
Ted and David made their way into the lab where the animal experiments were conducted. A cute, fuzzy rabbit had caught their eye…
The evil duo quickly subdued the little lab rabbit. They strapped the now helpless animal’s head to the sex table with hot leather. David had they urge, and removed his pants, which were now buldging. After slipping off his briefs, David tightly fastened the leather straps and was ready to begin….... David began to “grease up”. Shoving endless amounts of vaseline and baby oil all around the rabbit’s bum, he slid his purple head firmly into the rabbit’s tight bumhole. Even though the rabbit was slightly unconscious, screams of pain were constanly being emmited. Ted reached for the chain whip and smacked the rabbit’s soft nose until its face was soaked with blood. Now, with the rabbits head drooped over the edge of the table, David continued his sex hunt. His now tingling male reproductive organ was pushed deeper and deeper through the thick layers of skin which covered the bowel tract. Five, six, seven, then finally all eight and 3/4 inches were plunged deep within the animal’s love canal. David’s manhood tingled with every slight movement of the now half alive rabbit. He began rhythmically sliding in and out, moaning with pleasure on every thrust. David worked himself into a hot orgasm. The blood, now coming steadily out of the rabbit’s bum with every thrust of David’s pelvis, could be heard dripping on the floor. David’s rate increased and with a final push, he spurted creamy white love gel far up into the rabbit’s bleeding bum. The blood and great times mixed together on the floor, which had now acgreat timesulated a large puddle. Unknown to David, the semen had acted as a powerful enemma for the rabbit and out ushered the contents of its intestine. The stool was loose and soft. It fell to the ground with a soft thud and broke into small pieces. The obnoxious smell caught David’s attention, and no sooner had he fallen to the ground and began licking the large puddle of blood, sperm, and stool. Exited at David’s enthusiasm, Ted dropped to his knees and also began to slurp the foul mixture. After cleaning the floor with their tongues, David and Ted checked on the battered lab rabbit. It was barely able to hold its head up, as it had lost control of most of its motor fuctions. Feeling no pity for this sexually mistreated animal, they unstrapped it and tossed it across the room, only to make a loud and deep thud against the wall. Its blood soaked fur left spatters of red stains everywhere it touched. Ted reached for his chain whip, while David grabbed a pair of rusty hedge clippers (one of the many torture devices carried around for “convenience”Log in to see images!. They made their way over to the rabbit. The rabbit was struggling for every last bit of air it could, just gasping and wheezing. “Awwwww. Poor little thing,” Ted maniacally laughed. He raised his arm and thrust the cold metal whip down, exposing the rabbit’s bloody flesh. He kept whacking and whacking at the furry bag of blood. Then, when Ted stopped to catch his breath, David stepped over with his rusty hedge clippers. He knelt over the rabbit who was knocking loudly on death’s door. David took a quick glance at the clippers, grinned, and then thrust them deep into the body of the rabbit, obviously hitting many arteries. As the blood squirted into David’s face he moved the clippers around in hopes to find a thick bone to crunch. “Aha! The femur!” he yelled out with excitement. David wedged the clippers against the bone. He opened them wide…...then closed down on them with all his might. The bone could be heard deep inside the rabbit, being mutilated. Death had glazed the bunny’s eyes. The rabbit lay dead, a bloody mess on the floor. Its bodily fluids freely surged across the tiled floor. Then with a look of extreme satisfaction, both David and Ted lit up some smokes, gathered their belongings and quietly left the hospital grounds, knowing with confidence that they would strike again, somewhere, soon. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 8:15PM | View Drunkenlazybasta...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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