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Boobs Theoretically, if someone owned every single E-Peen, what would be their length?

Tactrohs

Avatar: Server Hacker

[9 VIBRATING bumPLUGS]

Level 13 Hacker

“Ohacku”

I know it’s physically impossible to get every E-Peen, since some are clbum specific, but let’s just say some guy owned every single one, how many inches would he have?

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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13 because it’s max

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

trout said 15.something but maybe its changed, ni

why_so_srs

Avatar: Bacteria

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

The recession has chopped 2 inches out of the max. epeen

meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

If you’ve got the most peen, and then you get another, yours stays the same size, and everyone elses gets smaller. It’s the topmost tier of Forumwarz griefing available. As soon as PDB goes inactive, Orb will hold this position of power, closely followed by Scully and SG.

To a lesser extent, if someone else gets a peen that’s the same as yours, your e-peen gets smaller.

Unless you constantly earn enough peen to combat this shrinkage, your e-peen will inevitably shrivel it’s way back to flaccid.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

Right now it’s maximized at 13” and everyone is compared to the leader. It’s been suggested that it might be the wrong approach as it hurts the high end people going for the top, but that’s how it works for now.

We might change the algorithm in time once we see how it goes.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Evil Trout Posted:

everyone is compared to the leader. It’s been suggested that it might be the wrong approach

I personally don’t like it because it’s a relative measure for an absolute thing. It’s like saying that my level should be 20 because someone else is at the max 35, but if they became inactive and the leader’s level was now 30, mine would go up.

I’d rather see my peen return to a static figure based on number, even if the length for each peen remains weighted.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

i like it because it just makes more sense

now all you have to do is make those random e-peens which you don’t have to work for (hint hint that one scully got for bumping a thread) worth pretty much nothing

markchd

Avatar: 12369 2010-01-24 16:26:11 -0500
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

Craves Power like it's Crystal Pepsi

MC Banhammer Posted:

I personally don’t like it because it’s a relative measure for an absolute thing. It’s like saying that my level should be 20 because someone else is at the max 35, but if they became inactive and the leader’s level was now 30, mine would go up.

I’d rather see my peen return to a static figure based on number, even if the length for each peen remains weighted.

Thank God I’m not the only one. Can we get # of peens listed alongside length? We’d be able to see both number and relative difficulty at a glance. Please?

EDIT:

Veer Posted:

...that one scully got for bumping a thread...

Whut?

markchd edited this message on 11/15/2008 4:26PM

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

MC Banhammer Posted:

I personally don’t like it because it’s a relative measure for an absolute thing. It’s like saying that my level should be 20 because someone else is at the max 35, but if they became inactive and the leader’s level was now 30, mine would go up.

I’d rather see my peen return to a static figure based on number, even if the length for each peen remains weighted.

I agree with you completely, that should be changed so it’s more individual. BEcause it’s kind of not fair for others and all.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/136

okay so it was other people but seriously

for posting

come on that’s just ****ing stupid this isn’t an achievement

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Evil Trout Posted:

Right now it’s maximized at 13” and everyone is compared to the leader. It’s been suggested that it might be the wrong approach as it hurts the high end people going for the top, but that’s how it works for now.

We might change the algorithm in time once we see how it goes.

You can use some kind of logarithm functions to make sure the peen length doesn’t rise too high.

For example we can use something like this:

peen length = log(peen count + 1) + 3 * sqrt(log(peen count + 1))

0 peen: length = log(1) + 3 * sqrt(log(1)) = 0
1 peen: length = log(2) + 3 * sqrt(log(2)) = 3.19081101403304
2 peens: length = log(3) + 3 * sqrt(log(3)) = 4.24305351057273
5 peens: length = log(6) + 3 * sqrt(log(6)) = 5.80745806636561
6 peens: length = log(7) + 3 * sqrt(log(7)) = 6.13078665159369    <-- easy to get the first 6"
10 peens: length = log(11) + 3 * sqrt(log(11)) = 7.04343694790853
20 peens: length = log(21) + 3 * sqrt(log(21)) = 8.27909041794021
30 peens: length = log(31) + 3 * sqrt(log(31)) = 8.99329335187138
40 peens: length = log(41) + 3 * sqrt(log(41)) = 9.49476126965717
50 peens: length = log(51) + 3 * sqrt(log(51)) = 9.88047511765105
60 peens: length = log(61) + 3 * sqrt(log(61)) = 10.1934608777359
100 peens: length = log(101) + 3 * sqrt(log(101)) = 11.0599699837855
To reach 13" you need 325 peens, which is very far in the future.
To reach 15" you need more than 1000, which will take a lifetime.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Unless you constantly earn enough peen to combat this shrinkage, your e-peen will inevitably shrivel it’s way back to flaccid.

I haven’t laughed out loud in weeks.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Veer Posted:

http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/136

okay so it was other people but seriously

for posting

come on that’s just ****ing stupid this isn’t an achievement

I’m wondering which peens you think *are* an achievement? I have a bunch of peens, I consider almost none of them an achievement beyond completing the task required. I look at them all as collectible. Perform some task, receive peen. For the most part those tasks require little ability beyond patience. It never ceases to surprise me how few players have the patience though.

Some of the “first” peens are cool and could be considered achievements, but they were pretty much all awarded after the fact rather than announced as something players might want to try to achieve. Those weren’t achievement goals, they were happy accidents/milestone markers that the powers that be decided to acknowledge.

We’re talking about a system that decided that beating Faux News when it was invisible shouldn’t have a peen, but pressing a single key for 2 hours (Future Sentrillion Employee) should have one.

Let’s be realistic almost none of the existing peens involve achievement beyond showing up.

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

achievement = you do something it takes some effort

posting = not an achievement i’m doing that right now

pwning 20 forums in a row = easy but it’s an achievement

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Hmmm. Interesting to see how things are looked at I guess. What is an achievement for one player is simply going about business as usual for another.

I do agree that the random wacky peens are – random and wacky. I just see no difference between randomly saying happy birthday to ET or happy anniversary to the site, or arbitrarily being awarded the I’m Gay peen for simply logging in. All peens not created equal, and hopefully the CZ crew isn’t giving a lot of weight to the silly ones, but if they are oh well. I’m just going to keep on collecting because that is what collectors do. *shrug*

shrtcat

Avatar: 79911 Sat Nov 15 22:45:44 -0500 2008
8

Level 25 Emo Kid

Posting from inside JB's bumhole

I think that you guys are making it more complicated than it should be.

Peens should each have their individual length that add to your total.

That’s it. Nothing fancy.

FalconFour

Avatar: 69421 Wed Aug 12 05:13:59 -0400 2009
6

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

MC Banhammer Posted:

I personally don’t like it because it’s a relative measure for an absolute thing. It’s like saying that my level should be 20 because someone else is at the max 35, but if they became inactive and the leader’s level was now 30, mine would go up.

I’d rather see my peen return to a static figure based on number, even if the length for each peen remains weighted.

I know my opinion doesn’t matter for a crap (obviously, since several people have also voiced support for your POV), but.

AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

scullyangel Posted:

I do agree that the random wacky peens are – random and wacky. I just see no difference between randomly saying happy birthday to ET or happy anniversary to the site, or arbitrarily being awarded the I’m Gay peen for simply logging in. All peens not created equal, and hopefully the CZ crew isn’t giving a lot of weight to the silly ones, but if they are oh well. I’m just going to keep on collecting because that is what collectors do. *shrug*

The weights are definitely smaller on the silly ones, and generally the higher the challenge the higher the weight.

I’ll discuss removing the normalization with the guys.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

For the record – I think the majority of players really like the new peen system. I personally think it’s much funnier than the +1 system. It just doesn’t have that steady visible progress feel that the high end peenwhores liked seeing. They’re frustrated because there used to be a simple measuring stick (I earn a peen, yay +1!) and now it is extremely difficult to judge what will happen as you trundle along collecting.

Maybe before considering a big reversion or alternate, just explain with a little more detail how the system works. I posted this before seeing your reply here. I really believe there is large scale confusion on how the thing works.

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