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I know it’s physically impossible to get every E-Peen, since some are clbum specific, but let’s just say some guy owned every single one, how many inches would he have? |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:33PM | View Tactrohs's Profile | # | ||||||
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13 because it’s max |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:35PM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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trout said 15.something but maybe its changed, ni |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:41PM | View SIG-ENABLING MOC...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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The recession has chopped 2 inches out of the max. epeen |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:43PM | View why_so_srs's Profile | # | ||||||
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If you’ve got the most peen, and then you get another, yours stays the same size, and everyone elses gets smaller. It’s the topmost tier of Forumwarz griefing available. As soon as PDB goes inactive, Orb will hold this position of power, closely followed by Scully and SG.
To a lesser extent, if someone else gets a peen that’s the same as yours, your e-peen gets smaller.
Unless you constantly earn enough peen to combat this shrinkage, your e-peen will inevitably shrivel it’s way back to flaccid. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:48PM | View meeeeeeeeee's Profile | # | ||||||
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Right now it’s maximized at 13” and everyone is compared to the leader. It’s been suggested that it might be the wrong approach as it hurts the high end people going for the top, but that’s how it works for now.
We might change the algorithm in time once we see how it goes.
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 3:54PM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
I personally don’t like it because it’s a relative measure for an absolute thing. It’s like saying that my level should be 20 because someone else is at the max 35, but if they became inactive and the leader’s level was now 30, mine would go up.
I’d rather see my peen return to a static figure based on number, even if the length for each peen remains weighted.
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 4:02PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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i like it because it just makes more sense now all you have to do is make those random e-peens which you don’t have to work for (hint hint that one scully got for bumping a thread) worth pretty much nothing |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 4:09PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Thank God I’m not the only one. Can we get # of peens listed alongside length? We’d be able to see both number and relative difficulty at a glance. Please?
EDIT: Veer Posted:
Whut? markchd edited this message on 11/15/2008 4:26PM |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 4:24PM | View markchd's Profile | # | ||||||
MC Banhammer Posted:
I agree with you completely, that should be changed so it’s more individual. BEcause it’s kind of not fair for others and all. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 4:55PM | View shrtcat's Profile | # | ||||||
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http://www.forumwarz.com/leaderboard/epeen/136 okay so it was other people but seriously for posting come on that’s just ****ing stupid this isn’t an achievement |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 5:03PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Evil Trout Posted:
You can use some kind of logarithm functions to make sure the peen length doesn’t rise too high.
For example we can use something like this: peen length = log(peen count + 1) + 3 * sqrt(log(peen count + 1)) 0 peen: length = log(1) + 3 * sqrt(log(1)) = 0 1 peen: length = log(2) + 3 * sqrt(log(2)) = 3.19081101403304 2 peens: length = log(3) + 3 * sqrt(log(3)) = 4.24305351057273 5 peens: length = log(6) + 3 * sqrt(log(6)) = 5.80745806636561 6 peens: length = log(7) + 3 * sqrt(log(7)) = 6.13078665159369 <-- easy to get the first 6" 10 peens: length = log(11) + 3 * sqrt(log(11)) = 7.04343694790853 20 peens: length = log(21) + 3 * sqrt(log(21)) = 8.27909041794021 30 peens: length = log(31) + 3 * sqrt(log(31)) = 8.99329335187138 40 peens: length = log(41) + 3 * sqrt(log(41)) = 9.49476126965717 50 peens: length = log(51) + 3 * sqrt(log(51)) = 9.88047511765105 60 peens: length = log(61) + 3 * sqrt(log(61)) = 10.1934608777359 100 peens: length = log(101) + 3 * sqrt(log(101)) = 11.0599699837855 To reach 13" you need 325 peens, which is very far in the future. To reach 15" you need more than 1000, which will take a lifetime. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 10:37PM | View quangntenemy's Profile | # | ||||||
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meeeeeeeeee Posted:
I haven’t laughed out loud in weeks. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 10:40PM | View Raepdog's Profile | # | ||||||
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Veer Posted:
I’m wondering which peens you think *are* an achievement? I have a bunch of peens, I consider almost none of them an achievement beyond completing the task required. I look at them all as collectible. Perform some task, receive peen. For the most part those tasks require little ability beyond patience. It never ceases to surprise me how few players have the patience though.
Some of the “first” peens are cool and could be considered achievements, but they were pretty much all awarded after the fact rather than announced as something players might want to try to achieve. Those weren’t achievement goals, they were happy accidents/milestone markers that the powers that be decided to acknowledge.
We’re talking about a system that decided that beating Faux News when it was invisible shouldn’t have a peen, but pressing a single key for 2 hours (Future Sentrillion Employee) should have one.
Let’s be realistic almost none of the existing peens involve achievement beyond showing up. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 11:42PM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
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achievement = you do something it takes some effort posting = not an achievement i’m doing that right now pwning 20 forums in a row = easy but it’s an achievement |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 11:46PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hmmm. Interesting to see how things are looked at I guess. What is an achievement for one player is simply going about business as usual for another.
I do agree that the random wacky peens are – random and wacky. I just see no difference between randomly saying happy birthday to ET or happy anniversary to the site, or arbitrarily being awarded the I’m Gay peen for simply logging in. All peens not created equal, and hopefully the CZ crew isn’t giving a lot of weight to the silly ones, but if they are oh well. I’m just going to keep on collecting because that is what collectors do. *shrug* |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 12:12AM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||
I think that you guys are making it more complicated than it should be.
Peens should each have their individual length that add to your total.
That’s it. Nothing fancy. |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 12:25AM | View shrtcat's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
I know my opinion doesn’t matter for a crap (obviously, since several people have also voiced support for your POV), but.
AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED AGREED. |
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 12:33AM | View FalconFour's Profile | # | ||||||
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scullyangel Posted:
The weights are definitely smaller on the silly ones, and generally the higher the challenge the higher the weight.
I’ll discuss removing the normalization with the guys.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 11:11AM | View Evil Trout's Profile | # | ||||||
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For the record – I think the majority of players really like the new peen system. I personally think it’s much funnier than the +1 system. It just doesn’t have that steady visible progress feel that the high end peenwhores liked seeing. They’re frustrated because there used to be a simple measuring stick (I earn a peen, yay +1!) and now it is extremely difficult to judge what will happen as you trundle along collecting.
Maybe before considering a big reversion or alternate, just explain with a little more detail how the system works. I posted this before seeing your reply here. I really believe there is large scale confusion on how the thing works.
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Posted On: 11/16/2008 11:45AM | View scully's Profile | # | ||||||