ITT we spade the new E-Peen system

scullyangel

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

8.22 yesterday. Impressively Pathetic overnight, now 8.4. Given that the cred leaderboard is being retired I think it can safely be said that:

– 112 players have this peen

– gaining it increased peen by .18” (and that should be the final value for that peen, unless the value slides as the user base increases in which case this **** is really a nightmare)

– no idea if this means a damn thing Log in to see images!

I’ll try to remember to post before/after/userbase figures for Super Chia for my alts as they get it.

scullyangel edited this message on 11/06/2008 8:21AM

Posted On: 11/06/2008 8:16AM

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eXistenZ

12.6"

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

This feels pointless.

eXistenZ edited this message on 12/19/2008 3:05AM

Posted On: 11/06/2008 8:26AM

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EmSee Hamban-
ner

9.69"

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

iz at 2.4 and just gots outhouse of tyraknee so we will c wut 2morrow brings

Posted On: 11/06/2008 4:10PM

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Captain_Amaz-
ing

6.55"

Level 29 Hacker

“1337”

ITT You all over-compensate.

Posted On: 11/06/2008 4:22PM

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EmSee Hamban-
ner

9.69"

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

EmSee Hambanner Posted:

iz at 2.4 and just gots outhouse of tyraknee so we will c wut 2morrow brings

haha outhouse of tyraknee an also intranets attorknee dropped me 2 — .86

Posted On: 11/07/2008 12:30PM

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aSh-gangSTA--
685

29.24"

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Today only

Me and Kittiejenn share the same length but with different peens.

Enjoy your spading.

Posted On: 11/07/2008 12:45PM

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SIG-ENABLING-
-MOCK CONGLER

6.76"

Level 20 Hacker

Posesses, and is, an incredibly large male reproductive organ

If it matters I have this current size with only.

An Extra Quarter

Big Day

Flaming Black Operative

Late Yak Sectarian

Spider-Man

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

Posted On: 11/07/2008 5:02PM

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR

17.88"

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

scullyangel Posted:

I’m sorry hon, I’m doing pistachio. Based on what I’ve seen those peens will not carry as much weight. Exclusive peens are definitely weighted – JB currently has 14 E-Peens, but a 9.07” penor.

Most of his peens are Forumbuildr, but he also has the official CZ and the Day One. Jalapeno profile
Recent post

Dude, stop being a pecker checker!

Yeah, CZ official and Forumbuildr ALPHA are both valuable. But as an admin I’m excluded from leaderboards, which is a good thing because I could technically bestow a whole bunch of Peen upon myself based on stuff I’ve done Log in to see images!

Posted On: 11/09/2008 10:13PM

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Vuron

12.16"

[Team Shortbus]

Level 40 Emo Kid

Vile serpent! I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

For a while there Timmeh had every e-peen on his account.

Of course he’s a slacker who doesn’t even log in much anymore…

Posted On: 11/09/2008 10:16PM

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Balloon

17.36"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

I have smallest peen of the biggest peenwhores.. and I’m in 40’s as far as number of e-peens.

Posted On: 11/10/2008 12:43PM

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Fran

26.35"

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Dunno if this means anything, but Super Chai made my peen count go from 49 to 50, and from 10.28’’ to 10.43’’.

Posted On: 11/10/2008 2:10PM

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Nicco

MODERATOR

29.59"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

8.87” before I got the Haxploitation epeen, 9.22” after I got it.

Posted On: 11/10/2008 2:14PM

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Tig O-Bitties

8.59"

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing]

Level 33 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

Never mind, nothing to see here… *whistles*

Tig O-Bitties edited this message on 11/11/2008 10:58AM

Posted On: 11/11/2008 10:58AM

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ScottDog

6.08"

Level 33 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Here’s what I think is going on:

-Each Peen is given a certain value based on the number of people who have it. The more people who have a Peen, the less it is worth.

-All of a player’s Peens are then added together to form a hidden score.

-Everyone on the site is then ranked based on their scores. The person at the top gets 13 inches, and the person at the bottom is given 0 inches. Tied scores get the same lengths.

-It is easier to advance near the bottom because so many low-level players have the same set of Peens. If you get more than those, you are already ahead of all of them.

Posted On: 11/11/2008 3:26PM

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