I don’t require the girls I fap to to be completely fatless, but they have to be thinner than I am. (I’m one of those fat dudes who, if you saw me with a girl, you might be like, “huh?” at first, but then after a moment, you’d go, “Ehh, yeah. I guess he’s not that fat”. That’s as opposed to the ones who you actually do sometimes see around with girls, and you’re all, “What the ****? This man is repulsively large and you are a reasonablly sized woman! What in the ****ing **** are you doing bumociating with him? He cannot possibly be that funny or that rich that you would ever stoop so low as to even speak to such a man, let alone be seen in such close proximity to him. Why on earth have you chosen to quell your low self-esteem by subjecting yourself to the rotten sexings of this enormously unattractive gentleman rather than getting boned by a black dude? Oh I get it, you’re a non-fine upstanding member of society-loving racist! That’s deplorable! You sicken me, you hag!” and then go on with your day of jogging and vomiting or whatever you wirey ****s do all day.) Otherwise, they just don’t do it for me.

I prefer slim chicks, or at least slimmish. Not only do they look cool, but most of them are nice to have around. Fat chicks tend to yell for small things because they feel like the outcasts of society

my_mother Posted:

my woman's genitals smells like roses and toffee apples and baby powder and freshly mown grbum and children happily playing in the street without a care in the world

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

It’s true. I smelled it. Her woman's genitals smells like the American Flag.

How does the American Flag smell?

mi liek chikcs tehyre os ctue!!1! Log in to see images!

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I LIKE FATCHICKS LIKE COMBOBREAKER

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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:

i either like adorable little tiny chicks or fat chicks. NOTHING IN BETWEEN.

tiny people are just adorable in general, and fat chicks are awesome to cuddle with. :3

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my_mother Posted:

fat chicks also tend to yell at uyou to get them **** cos they are too fat to get up, theyre all “get me some cheetos **** and the remote for the tv”

my girlfriend and i were walking around downtown once recently and some woman asked if we had a car because she’d been waiting over an hour on a taxi so she could to her house which she said was THREE BLOCKS away. some people are ****ing lazy as ****! i could walk 3 blocks in 10 minutes or less.

i do have a car, but i told her i didn’t. it was parked about a block and a half away. i’m sure she would have gotten winded on the way there.