I don’t require the girls I fap to to be completely fatless, but they have to be thinner than I am. (I’m one of those fat dudes who, if you saw me with a girl, you might be like, “huh?” at first, but then after a moment, you’d go, “Ehh, yeah. I guess he’s not that fat”. That’s as opposed to the ones who you actually do sometimes see around with girls, and you’re all, “What the ****? This man is repulsively large and you are a reasonablly sized woman! What in the ****ing **** are you doing bumociating with him? He cannot possibly be that funny or that rich that you would ever stoop so low as to even speak to such a man, let alone be seen in such close proximity to him. Why on earth have you chosen to quell your low self-esteem by subjecting yourself to the rotten sexings of this enormously unattractive gentleman rather than getting boned by a black dude? Oh I get it, you’re a non-fine upstanding member of society-loving racist! That’s deplorable! You sicken me, you hag!” and then go on with your day of jogging and vomiting or whatever you wirey ****s do all day.) Otherwise, they just don’t do it for me.