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Macho FAIL'S FINAL CONTEST: FOR 30 BPs (PAINT GAME YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS)

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

RazDaz Posted:

USE VIBRATOR ON GUN!! PLUG THAT HOLE!! Log in to see images!

This!

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Offer him the ET tradeing card.

That’s in the drawer where it belongs. Pay attention. Jeez.

male reproductive organ_SUCKER

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Offer him the ET tradeing card.

I still say we should enjoy his bum

PhineasPoe

Avatar: 12179 2010-01-24 16:27:57 -0500
8

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Troll

You got a smudge there Phin... oh wait thats Trouts feces

Convince him violence isn’t the answer and that he needs to get his G.E.D.

PhineasPoe edited this message on 09/24/2008 8:40PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

UPDATED OP SO YOU HOMOS STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BPS AND MAKING STUPID AS SUGGESTIONS

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

NotJoePesci Posted:

That’s in the drawer where it belongs. Pay attention. Jeez.

My bad.

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

FAIL Posted:

UPDATED OP SO YOU HOMOS STOP TALKING ABOUT THE BPS AND MAKING STUPID AS SUGGESTIONS

Thanks, toots. I, for one, don’t care about the bps, and just enjoy these threads, so that was ****ing me off.

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

SPIN YOUR male reproductive organ IN HIS FACE TO CONFUSE HIM

Kikko

Avatar: Boobs
2

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Punch him in the face while he’s blinded. Log in to see images!

RazDaz

Avatar: RazDaz's Avatar
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Kikko Posted:

Punch him in the face while he’s blinded. Log in to see images!

When was he blinded? Log in to see images! RazDaz edited this message on 09/24/2008 8:45PM

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

RazDaz Posted:

USE VIBRATOR ON GUN!! PLUG THAT HOLE!! Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

After an extremely lucky throw from across the room, the gun has been plugged.

Safe for now, but what next?

FAIL edited this message on 09/24/2008 8:46PM

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Ask him why you were sleeping in the same house/building as his bathroom.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

show him little FAIL!

NotJoePesci

Avatar: 6966 Sat Feb 21 00:54:31 -0500 2009
7

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 14 Troll

Best ethnic friend a guy could have! Also Im not racist. -Raepdog

Baby-talk to him and make him your side-kick.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

fish around in the toilet, plox

RazDaz

Avatar: RazDaz's Avatar
3

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Take the gun away from him before he can take the vibrator out, cuz, hey, free gun.

RazDaz edited this message on 09/24/2008 8:49PM

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
10

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Ask him if he’s Gary Coleman.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Steal his clothes, somehow you look roughly the same size as this midget.

Kikko

Avatar: Boobs
2

[Haxxorz Hell]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Lord Shplane Posted:

SPIN YOUR male reproductive organ IN HIS FACE TO CONFUSE HIM

Confused, sorry Log in to see images!

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Kikko Posted:

Confused, sorry Log in to see images!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/10173

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Wylin Posted:

Ask him why you were sleeping in the same house/building as his bathroom.

You start up a conversation with him:

Log in to see images!: EASY BUDDY I was just joking

Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!: Put the gun away, G. I’m FAIL.

Log in to see images!: muh****a I don’t play

Log in to see images!: I’m sorry, jeez.

Log in to see images!: **** don’t let that **** happen again. I’m Sir Lucius Blackrape, and I’m tryin to ****. *HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *plop* What the **** you doin in hurr anyway and why you dressed like lion

Log in to see images!: I don’t know where I am, I just woke up in this ****ed up house. And I’m a polar bear, not a lion.

Log in to see images!: fine upstanding member of society I don’t know animals. Anyway, I woke up in this crib too, foo. *HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *plop* Excuse that ****…

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