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Pumpkin Fran and My Wedding

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’ve decided it will be held UNDERWATER.

IN A SUBMARINE.

On the grounds that it would be hella cool.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

I’m invited, right?

Because i’ve only been on a submarine once.


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

have the ceremony on the sub and the reception on my boat

you cant smoke cigs on a sub


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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to ride my male reproductive organ

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE SCUBA DIVING, WHO TOLD THAT TO YOU?

I feel loved Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

I’m invited, right?

Because i’ve only been on a submarine once.

Yes

Charlie Sheen Posted:

have the ceremony on the sub and the reception on my boat

you cant smoke cigs on a sub

Dude that is a brilliant idea. Open bar on the boat?

Fran Posted:

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE SCUBA DIVING, WHO TOLD THAT TO YOU?

I feel loved Log in to see images!

It was fate! Log in to see images!

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Charlie Sheen Posted:

have the ceremony on the sub and the reception on my boat

you cant smoke cigs on a sub

you can hotbox a sub with weed, though

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Orb Posted:

It was fate! Log in to see images!

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And everyone from TSB and 70CS is invite I guess D:

HEY TUBS WANNA HOLD THE WEDDING RINGS?


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Not_iRAWR

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

May I come? You can never know when a 13-year old homo may come in handy. Log in to see images!


BAN BIGSLOPPY****!

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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

Strange that this story is the lead on cnn.com while this thread is going on. Very suspicious.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Fran Posted:

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And everyone from TSB and 70CS is invite I guess D:

HEY TUBS WANNA HOLD THE WEDDING RINGS?

awww yes please!

who’s going to be the best man/woman however that works?


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

[quote=Catt – although]Strange that this story is the lead on cnn.com while this thread is going on. Very suspicious.[/quote]

Stop trying to spread lies Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

awww yes please!

who’s going to be the best man/woman however that works?

Haven’t decided yet. It’s a tough call.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

If Fran’s dad isn’t available, I’ll give away the bride.

After ****ing her, of course. Again.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Not_iRAWR Posted:

May I come? You can never know when a 13-year old homo may come in handy. Log in to see images!

Tesfan is the gay ring boy. ^BAN PLZ!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

MC Banhammer Posted:

If Fran’s dad isn’t available, I’ll give away the bride.

After ****ing her, of course. Again.

Welp that’s up to Orb I guess

But you’re old enough so that works I guess


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
20

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

MC Banhammer Posted:

If Fran’s dad isn’t available, I’ll give away the bride.

After ****ing her, of course. Again.

In other news, pre-ceremony festivities will include a FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH BAT’LETH

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Orb Posted:

In other news, pre-ceremony festivities will include a FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH BAT’LETH

Can I help one of the sides Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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BigSloppy****

Avatar: Ron Paul

[bumSUPMYbum]

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

sounds pretty gay you want to marry some 12 year old boy and you yourself are a 13 year old noob boy what the **** man sounds really homosexual to me but whatever


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

BigSloppy**** Posted:

sounds pretty gay you want to marry some 12 year old boy and you yourself are a 13 year old noob boy what the **** man sounds really homosexual to me but whatever

I’m pretty straight for a girl Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

Avatar: MOCK-CONGLERS BITCH's Avatar
8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

dont let fran onboard, shes like king kong, boat will sink Log in to see images!


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