You know who I am. I’m the one who reviewed your ****ty fanfic. I’m the one who alerted Forumwarz to your abominations.

I’m the one who made them hate you.

You may have noticed a certain amount of adversity on the forums whenever you rear your ugly little head. Had you ever wondered why that is, hmm? Tell me, why did you seek refuge in the internet in the first place? Real life too hard for you? Poor little baby.

But what did you do when you joined the internet? You posted the inane drivel that you called ‘My Immortal’. The first chapter is almost forgiveable. People told you it sucked. But you wouldn’t listen. Instead of apologising, and never touching a keyboard again, you continued! And worse, you claimed that your story was fine art! That, my goffic friend, is not justifiable by anyone.

Your turgid fanfic drained my soul. Well guess what? Now it’s my turn to drain yours.

You know iRAWR? He knew about you because of my review. He hates you.

You know Ash Ketchum? He knew about you because of my review. He hates you.

You know Biff? Of course you do. How could you forget? He showed you the time of your life and then discarded you. Poor Ebony. You know what he really wanted, didn’t you? He wanted to make you suffer. He hates you, Ebony. Biff hates you.

Although, to be honest, I did not approve of his actions. What’s that, you say? Some compbumion? For me?

No. Biff already had someone who cared for him, and he jilted her, someone who loved him unconditionally, to make you feel bad. That’s not something you should do to a human being.

Well. Except for you, perhaps. But you’ve already given up your claim to being human, haven’t you? Little miss ‘vampire’. You sicken me. Maybe you should have thought before you hit that ‘post’ bumon, huh?

Oh, and the only person who was even close to being your friend? Well. You ‘stole’ her love away. Now she hates you as well.

So. Now you know. Now you know why this is happening to you.

I caused it all.

And I love it!

King Krimson Posted:

You know who I am. I’m the one who reviewed your ****ty fanfic. I’m the one who alerted Forumwarz to your abominations.

I’m the one who made them hate you.

You may have noticed a certain amount of adversity on the forums whenever you rear your ugly little head. Had you ever wondered why that is, hmm? Tell me, why did you seek refuge in the internet in the first place? Real life too hard for you? Poor little baby.

But what did you do when you joined the internet? You posted the inane drivel that you called ‘My Immortal’. The first chapter is almost forgiveable. People told you it sucked. But you wouldn’t listen. Instead of apologising, and never touching a keyboard again, you continued! And worse, you claimed that your story was fine art! That, my goffic friend, is not justifiable by anyone.

Your turgid fanfic drained my soul. Well guess what? Now it’s my turn to drain yours.

You know iRAWR? He knew about you because of my review. He hates you.

You know Ash Ketchum? He knew about you because of my review. He hates you.

You know Biff? Of course you do. How could you forget? He showed you the time of your life and then discarded you. Poor Ebony. You know what he really wanted, didn’t you? He wanted to make you suffer. He hates you, Ebony. Biff hates you.

Although, to be honest, I did not approve of his actions. What’s that, you say? Some compbumion? For me?

No. Biff already had someone who cared for him, and he jilted her, someone who loved him unconditionally, to make you feel bad. That’s not something you should do to a human being.

Well. Except for you, perhaps. But you’ve already given up your claim to being human, haven’t you? Little miss ‘vampire’. You sicken me. Maybe you should have thought before you hit that ‘post’ bumon, huh?

Oh, and the only person who was even close to being your friend? Well. You ‘stole’ her love away. Now she hates you as well.

So. Now you know. Now you know why this is happening to you.

I caused it all.

And I love it!

good thread imo

Laguna Posted:

tl;dr

King Krimson Posted:

Ebony can be stated as Enoby, for you legitimately very special types.

Oh Enoby … been there done that.

King Krimson Posted:

I caused it all.

How udderly … goff … of you Log in to see images!

srsly y u hate enoby so much for bein goff?

un righted love who spermed you for a goff?

King Krimson Posted:

But calling her Ebony alerts her to the fact that her user name is wrong and that it will always be wrong.

So in my opinion, it’s nastier to call her Ebony. Which makes it worthwhile.

You have a point there, good sir.

1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted:

you’re enoby though

Hey! Hey, guess what! You’re wrong! And, frankly, I am offended. I’ve said this before, and I’ll say it again. If Ebony is my alt, may I be permabanned. I’m very serious in this matter. Try me.

So, if Ebony really is my alt, there’s a very simple way to end this, isn’t there?

That’s more weird then the whole coreyjess vs. CJalt stuff o.O

King Krimson Posted:

TL;DR version: My brownie point usage betrays the fact that I have never actually created an alt.

Just take a screenshot from your character list…

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