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FAQ New Domination Cards

MC Banhacker

Avatar: 56461 Tue Dec 23 18:27:44 -0500 2008
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[Survivor - ForumWa-
rz Editing Booth
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Level 68 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

In two weeks we’ll be rolling out some new Domination cards. Normally we’d just spring them on you but you’re all so much better at finding problems than we are, we figured we should show them now so Trout can tweak them before they cause problems.

*The Machine Gun: By playing this card, you will remove one random scoop from every player on the scoreboard. You have no choice over what flavas they will be.

*The ****ing bumhole: If you play this card, you will destroy 1 medal of the player with the most scoops on your scoreboard. This card can only be used once per week.

*The Lame Improvement: When you play this card, you can give yourself two free scoops in any one of your flavas for every three scoops in another flava you trade in.

We eagerly look forward to your feedback on what we feel are some exciting new changes. Except maybe the last one, but that was Trout’s idea and he sucks at Domination.


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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nice try


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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Nicco Posted:

nice try


FAT!!!

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Bingebot 2015 is a pretty cool guy. He lies about Domination and doesn’t afraid of any other mods.

BAN BINGEBOT 2015!


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I’ve just noticed that BINGEBOT 2015 isn’t a mod, and his Klan is entitled ‘crotsh zombie’.

Am I late to the party or what?Log in to see images! King Krimson edited this message on 09/10/2008 1:31PM


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

lolwut?


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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King Krimson Posted:

I’ve just noticed that BINGEBOT 2015 isn’t a mod, and his Klan is entitled ‘crosh zombie’.

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look closely and you will see his name is BINGEBOT 2O15


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enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

King Krimson Posted:

I’ve just noticed that BINGEBOT 2015 isn’t a mod, and his Klan is entitled ‘crosh zombie’.

Nicco Posted:

look closely and you will see his name is BINGEBOT 2O15

Good eye, guys.

But that begs another question: How does a level 1 character get to post in Flamebate? I thought there was a rule about being level 4 or higher. You know, PANTS’ Law or something.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

enire Posted:

I thought there was a rule about being level 4 or higher.

There is. But it applies only to one alt. As long as one alt is L4 or higher, they can all post.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

hahahahaahh this is fantastic

0 /= O


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

MC Banhammer Posted:

There is. But it applies only to one alt. As long as one alt is L4 or higher, they can all post.

The plot thickens.

Someone, probably a prominent member of Forumwarz, is ****ing with our heads.

Maybe it’s Bizzaro Tom (not naming any names if you don’t already know) again?

King Krimson edited this message on 09/10/2008 1:33PM

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BiZarro Tom

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Level 4 Re-Re

liker of mudkips

Me am petition to have fake TOOH replace real TOOH as site admin. Log in to see images!

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

BiZarro Tom Posted:

Me am petition to have fake TOOH replace real TOOH as site admin. Log in to see images!

Yeah. Bingebot 2O15 of Klan crotsh zombie is Bizzaro Tom.

No doubt about it.


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