Enoby Posted:

U 2. Plus u seem 2 kno’ alo t a bout kiddie porn, you fukkin perv. Log in to see images!

PS – BTW That **** Liz isn’t me. She’s a pozr and she’s a ginger. Lots of guyz tell me i look a bit like her at frist but then they also tell me Im WAY HOTR Log in to see images!.

P’PS – Fran is a fat cow. Log in to see images!

lol stop calling me iWrap. I don’t wrap things.

Also, how many times do I have to ****ing tell you? KILL YOURSELF. Everybody hates you and you’re fat and ugly. POSER

King Krimson Posted:

I’m disappointed, Ebony. No witty comeback? No scathing rebumal? I expected better from you. I took the time to critique your post, the least you could do is critique mine. Or are you afraid? Afraid of the fact that you will never amount to anything, and that, deep down, you know that I am right?

I’m calling you out, Ebony. Respond to my challenge, or forever be branded a prep.

Sigh. So much to do today. Including reviewing Ebony’s latest mini travesty.

no one ask’t u 2, u kno’. You do it ‘cuz your obsessed.

Goffs r peopl who like dark things lyke vampires n deth Log in to see images!

and penguins, tuxudos, Black Labrador’s, liquorice, bruises and graphite. The list goes on and on, really.

I said DARK not DARK COLOURED u moroon. Dark as in melencholy and sad like dead rosses and gravez. Log in to see images!

‘cuz there b-u-tiful.

’b-u-tiful’? What have you got against E’s and A’s?

If you had a poets’ soul youd undertand.Log in to see images!

We dres in dark goffick clothes like Hot Topic Log in to see images!

Black angle, for all your dark geometry needs.

Wut? Your so retarted you dont even make sence wen ur flammin me.

... Like big boots n long dreses especilaly with lots of lace n corsets Log in to see images!.

Let’s try not to get into a long speech about what you’re wearing today, shall we? I’ve already had my recommended dose of boredom for the day.

I kno’ you would prefer it if I wuz naked. BUT YOULL NEVER GET THAT

(But I alwaze rip a long slit in my skirts to sho’

Apostrophes aren’t meant to be used like that. If there was a prison for writers, you’d be on death row.

Rulz r for prepz n conformists. I write to express my feelinz Log in to see images!

my legs ‘cuz Im realy skinny

:scoff:

u like fat gurlz LOL

n sexxxy Log in to see images!

I can just picture what Ebony’s thinking now. “Get it? cause XXX stands for pornography! OHGODWHYDON’TYOULOVEME?”

congradulationz Log in to see images!

n boiz tell my I have hawt legs).

Blind ones don’t count.

OK so thats only 499 boiz who count then Log in to see images!

Most goffs die there hair blak (get it? die insted of dye ‘cuz were into deth n stuff LOL).

”Hey guys! Guess what? I’m goffik! Bet that threw you for a loop, huh?”

I wouldnt exxxplain my jokes but I need to help losserz like you

And we liisten to wickid musick

’Wicked’ as in ‘Abominations so foul that they make Satan weep.’

fuk u! satan rulz Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! like My Chemichal Romance and Joy Divison n my fav’rit

For the last time, APOSTROPHES AREN’T USED THAT WAY!

FOR THE LAST TIME APOST’ROFIES ARE UZED HOW EVAH I LIKE TO US EM

band Good CHarlot Log in to see images!

All of the above can be condesed to ‘My favourite bands suck.’

Do u even lisen to musick> Probly just ol d stuff like the Beetles and retarted **** like that ‘cuz your so old.

n we like moshing n seances.

Because nothing completes a lazy Sunday afternoon like summoning the vengeful spirits of the dead.

Congradulations again Log in to see images!

AND WER E NONCONFORMISTS so we dont char wut N-E-1 thinks about us LOL.

Wait, if the ‘goff’ trend is about non-conformism, then why do you all dress in black and moan about preps? Sounds like you’re pretty conformist to me. And you obviously do care about what other people think, or you wouldn’t hate me for stating the obvious with the intensity you do now.

OMG U dont even kno’ wat nonconformist is. We rejeck the rulz of opresive society n we dont dress alike to be alike its just natural to dress in b-u-tiful dark clothes wen u luv b-u-tiful dark things.

We hate prepz cuz they suk and there conformits.

There you go, see? Always bashing on the preps. What have the preps ever done to you?

Like flammin our writing n stocking us on teh internets (get it stocking LOL)

Sum people spell it Goth but mostly thats just prepz n Amerikanz.

The word ‘Goth’ as a term used to describe the sub-culture you claim to belong to is derived from the word ‘Gothic’. Note the ‘th’ as opposed to ‘ff’. Any garden variety fool could tell that you’re the one in the wrong here.

Yah but its pronounsed like FF so FF U LOL Log in to see images!

Well, there you go. Even when not writing fan fiction, Ebony manages to inspire a certain kind of dread about the future of the human race. I hope that this has taught you all a very important lesson. Mainly that Ebony is a bad writer, and a worse person. See you next time!Log in to see images!

Im a beter person AND a better riter Log in to see images!

@ R I O T-chan

Theirs goffs in your country 2. Here is a pix I foun:

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The one on the rite isnt realy goff, shes a pozer Log in to see images!

Anywaze maybe you kno’ them? Japans asmall country I lookt it up in a map.Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! Enoby edited this message on 09/08/2008 2:58PM

Janie Posted:

btw, I stole Raven’s sweater. I used it to make a new bed for the dog.

ouch. Why make the dog go through so much pain? That sweater must have been useful, though.Seeing as how Ebony is really fat and all.

Janie Posted:

btw, I stole Raven’s sweater. I used it to make a new bed for the dog.

Log in to see images! And er puppies 2!!

Fangz for nuffin bich. Log in to see images!

Enoby Posted:

Log in to see images! And er puppies 2!!

Fangz for nuffin bich. Log in to see images!

lol fatty

SHODAN Posted:

I dddo not believe you would be a genetically sound addition to my army of bone and musssscle.

Well, she’s got tons and tons of muscle available.

Oops, did I say muscle? I meant fat.

SHODAN Posted:

Mmmy wormss will burrow into your soft flesh and transform you into a perfect killing macchhhine.

My, that’s awfully forward of you. Don’t you think we should get to know each other first?

King Krimson Posted:

Deep down, Ebony, you know why she’s doing this.

It’s because you’re an affront to humanity.

Also, you’ve been getting awfully chummy with Biff lately, I suppose.

Have you told Janie about your cyber session with him yet? I think you should.

U Liar! Log in to see images! U kno’ ur lyin’! I never cyb’rd wif Biff I sware it Janie!!

But… its tru’ tht were in lLog in to see images!.

OK I knu tht he had a dark b’utiful poetick soul Log in to see images!…

Kink Rimson yuo are a Basturd Log in to see images! U probvly liked breakin Janies heart I hope you die fabulous personit`!

Janie Im sorry u had to fine out like dis Log in to see images!

Enoby Posted:

U Liar! Log in to see images! U kno’ ur lyin’! I never cyb’rd wif Biff I sware it Janie!!

You didn’t cyber, huh.

Sorry Janie. I seriously wish I could spare you this, but you need to know the truth of the matter. Here is an extract from the frankly bizarre session that Biff and Ebony engaged in recently.

Biff Weasly: I rub my dark, gothic thingy over your slender waist.

Enoby:Log in to see images!v U so much Biff!

Biff Weasly: I stare into your dark, enveloping eyes, making sure you can see my evil, red contact lenses.

Enoby: I WNAT U INSID ME BIF.

From then on, it just gets weird. I mean, terrifyingly, soul crushingly weird.

Oh, and a bit of advice Ebony? If you want to cyber on IDC, you should really check out who’s online first. For your sake, and for the sanity of the others unfortunate enough to bear witness to your sordid escapades.