King Krimson Posted:

I’m disappointed, Ebony. No witty comeback? No scathing rebumal? I expected better from you. I took the time to critique your post, the least you could do is critique mine. Or are you afraid? Afraid of the fact that you will never amount to anything, and that, deep down, you know that I am right?

I’m calling you out, Ebony. Respond to my challenge, or forever be branded a prep.

Sigh. So much to do today. Including reviewing Ebony’s latest mini travesty.

no one ask’t u 2, u kno’. You do it ‘cuz your obsessed.

Goffs r peopl who like dark things lyke vampires n deth Log in to see images!

and penguins, tuxudos, Black Labrador’s, liquorice, bruises and graphite. The list goes on and on, really.

I said DARK not DARK COLOURED u moroon. Dark as in melencholy and sad like dead rosses and gravez. Log in to see images!

‘cuz there b-u-tiful.

’b-u-tiful’? What have you got against E’s and A’s?

If you had a poets’ soul youd undertand.Log in to see images!

We dres in dark goffick clothes like Hot Topic Log in to see images!

Black angle, for all your dark geometry needs.

Wut? Your so retarted you dont even make sence wen ur flammin me.

... Like big boots n long dreses especilaly with lots of lace n corsets Log in to see images!.

Let’s try not to get into a long speech about what you’re wearing today, shall we? I’ve already had my recommended dose of boredom for the day.

I kno’ you would prefer it if I wuz naked. BUT YOULL NEVER GET THAT

(But I alwaze rip a long slit in my skirts to sho’

Apostrophes aren’t meant to be used like that. If there was a prison for writers, you’d be on death row.

Rulz r for prepz n conformists. I write to express my feelinz Log in to see images!

my legs ‘cuz Im realy skinny

:scoff:

u like fat gurlz LOL

n sexxxy Log in to see images!

I can just picture what Ebony’s thinking now. “Get it? cause XXX stands for pornography! OHGODWHYDON’TYOULOVEME?”

congradulationz Log in to see images!

n boiz tell my I have hawt legs).

Blind ones don’t count.

OK so thats only 499 boiz who count then Log in to see images!

Most goffs die there hair blak (get it? die insted of dye ‘cuz were into deth n stuff LOL).

”Hey guys! Guess what? I’m goffik! Bet that threw you for a loop, huh?”

I wouldnt exxxplain my jokes but I need to help losserz like you

And we liisten to wickid musick

’Wicked’ as in ‘Abominations so foul that they make Satan weep.’

fuk u! satan rulz Log in to see images!

Log in to see images! like My Chemichal Romance and Joy Divison n my fav’rit

For the last time, APOSTROPHES AREN’T USED THAT WAY!

FOR THE LAST TIME APOST’ROFIES ARE UZED HOW EVAH I LIKE TO US EM

band Good CHarlot Log in to see images!

All of the above can be condesed to ‘My favourite bands suck.’

Do u even lisen to musick> Probly just ol d stuff like the Beetles and retarted **** like that ‘cuz your so old.

n we like moshing n seances.

Because nothing completes a lazy Sunday afternoon like summoning the vengeful spirits of the dead.

Congradulations again Log in to see images!

AND WER E NONCONFORMISTS so we dont char wut N-E-1 thinks about us LOL.

Wait, if the ‘goff’ trend is about non-conformism, then why do you all dress in black and moan about preps? Sounds like you’re pretty conformist to me. And you obviously do care about what other people think, or you wouldn’t hate me for stating the obvious with the intensity you do now.

OMG U dont even kno’ wat nonconformist is. We rejeck the rulz of opresive society n we dont dress alike to be alike its just natural to dress in b-u-tiful dark clothes wen u luv b-u-tiful dark things.

We hate prepz cuz they suk and there conformits.

There you go, see? Always bashing on the preps. What have the preps ever done to you?

Like flammin our writing n stocking us on teh internets (get it stocking LOL)

Sum people spell it Goth but mostly thats just prepz n Amerikanz.

The word ‘Goth’ as a term used to describe the sub-culture you claim to belong to is derived from the word ‘Gothic’. Note the ‘th’ as opposed to ‘ff’. Any garden variety fool could tell that you’re the one in the wrong here.

Yah but its pronounsed like FF so FF U LOL Log in to see images!

Well, there you go. Even when not writing fan fiction, Ebony manages to inspire a certain kind of dread about the future of the human race. I hope that this has taught you all a very important lesson. Mainly that Ebony is a bad writer, and a worse person. See you next time!Log in to see images!

Im a beter person AND a better riter Log in to see images!