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CLOSED: TROLLTIME: Your Best Insult
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We all know that in real life the best way to make sure you succeed is to be bigger and stronger than everyone in your path, such that you can crush your opponents in your muscular bumocks.
But this is the internet. You are a feeble pasty manchild with no chance of beating someone in a fight. Well fear not!
Your body may be weak, but your brain may be less weak! The internet is a notorious breeding ground of foul ideas. If you’ve found this site, chances are you have also found the rest of the sweaty gooch of the net. You have read more filth on this internet than anywhere else. And as such, your vocabulary and prose has grown to reflect it.
No, you know to never step into the ring. You casually slump at the sidelines as your opponent prepares to attack physically. Your mind races and your tongue slithers about, preparing to form the greatest insult of all time.
When uttered, your foe drops dead. Pbumers-by spurt blood from their ears. Men, women, and children vomit in terror. You simply walk away.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
The Fine Print – this is the ‘best’ insult thread. since there is only one ‘best’ there is only one winner – winner gets 2BP – the judge is me. – EVEN THOUGH THERE IS ONLY ONE BEST INSULT, YOU CAN ENTER UP TO THREE (3) TIMES PER CHARACTER
– actually there’ll be as many as three runners up – runner up gets 1BP – runner up is one that I really like, but don’t think deserve the title of ‘best’
What makes it the ‘Best’ Insult? – how insulting it is – offensive, rude, revolting, horrendous – that sort of stuff. – it’s gotta be like “oh **** i don’t want to ever be called that again you ****”
Contest ends Monday September 1st at 9PM forumwarz time. TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 08/28/2008 7:26PM |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:14PM |
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You go around at night, collecting sweat from the bumocks of homeless “veterans” until, around five in the morning, you return home to make tea.
In summary, YOU DRINK THE bum SWEAT OF BUMS AND BEGGARS. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:17PM |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:17PM |
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can we post more than one
edit: nvm you edited it and answered gigerth edited this message on 08/28/2008 7:21PM |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:19PM |
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
quote for toxx because I forgot about number of times you can enter in OP |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:19PM |
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Also, one time I was arguing with a friend about something stupid and someone just bumed in and I said “HEY if I wanted some come back from you I’d scrape it off the roof of your mouth”
(works better when spoken)
but I silenced the room |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:20PM |
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TUBSWEETIE Posted:
quoted again because i forgot the end time. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:27PM |
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best insult for a woman:
Your pretty hot, too bad that your woman's genitalsl fumes are melting my clothes.
for a dude:
your sister is so skanky, the washing machine breaks when she washes her undies
for all around:
your so ugly you make my belly look sexy. *giggles enormous fat rolls for effect* |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:41PM |
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Morro the bumles...
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your momma is so fat. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 7:56PM |
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BirdofPrey Posted:
Close the contest, we have a winner |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:00PM |
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you smell like a bum, and your face looks like a bum, and you stick your finger up your bum then sniff it for hours..and you like to kiss your own bum. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:07PM |
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you are a weenor you have no friend noone likes you you smell funny you mum doest like you very much |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:10PM |
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ws22 alt |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:10PM |
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You, sir, have been sentenced to hell by an immortal omnipotent being, are having sex, and are a standard variation below the mean. In other words, you are goddamn ****ing very special. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:24PM |
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**** FRAN FOR FUN |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 8:31PM |
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The best part of you ran down your mother’s leg.
Hey, hey! Mind your own business! Do I come down to where you work and slap the male reproductive organ out of your mouth?
I find it very hard to believe that of the millions of sperm released in each ejaculation, you won. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 11:17PM |
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your mama is so fat that her clothes dont even fit her and theyre very big.
we used to call “name” a doodoohead but in grade 3 we moved on to higher tiers of insults like gaylord
ur gay (variation “ur a gay baby”Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 11:49PM |
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tubsweetie is a homosexual |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 11:51PM |
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Stop splattering testosterone in front of me and return to your home planet, you socially inept extra terrestrial bozo.
Your momma’s fat and your papa’s ****ing poor; your opinions doesn’t matter at all.
For a girl: Shut up, ****. All you have to do is open your leg and enjoy the show. |
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| Posted On: 08/28/2008 11:56PM |
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I bet you are in Klan **** You on Forumwarz. |
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| Posted On: 08/29/2008 12:04AM |
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