We all know that in real life the best way to make sure you succeed is to be bigger and stronger than everyone in your path, such that you can crush your opponents in your muscular bumocks.

But this is the internet. You are a feeble pasty manchild with no chance of beating someone in a fight.

Well fear not!

Your body may be weak, but your brain may be less weak!

The internet is a notorious breeding ground of foul ideas. If you’ve found this site, chances are you have also found the rest of the sweaty gooch of the net. You have read more filth on this internet than anywhere else. And as such, your vocabulary and prose has grown to reflect it.

No, you know to never step into the ring. You casually slump at the sidelines as your opponent prepares to attack physically. Your mind races and your tongue slithers about, preparing to form the greatest insult of all time.

When uttered, your foe drops dead. Pbumers-by spurt blood from their ears. Men, women, and children vomit in terror.

You simply walk away.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

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The Fine Print

– this is the ‘best’ insult thread. since there is only one ‘best’ there is only one winner

– winner gets 2BP

– the judge is me.

– EVEN THOUGH THERE IS ONLY ONE BEST INSULT, YOU CAN ENTER UP TO THREE (3) TIMES PER CHARACTER

– actually there’ll be as many as three runners up

– runner up gets 1BP

– runner up is one that I really like, but don’t think deserve the title of ‘best’

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What makes it the ‘Best’ Insult?

– how insulting it is

– offensive, rude, revolting, horrendous

– that sort of stuff.

– it’s gotta be like “oh **** i don’t want to ever be called that again you ****”

Contest ends Monday September 1st at 9PM forumwarz time.