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Shock We have hijacked your baby.

enire

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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later…

We has attached photo of your fume

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enire edited this message on 08/26/2008 6:23PM

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fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Oh no my togapi! I’ll give you whatever you want!


FAT!!!

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

What the hell? I clicked on the picture and it logged me out. I hope this isn’t some kind of hack.

Edit: Oh, I see. At least it didn’t reach Bizzaro Tom levels of douchebaggery.

King Krimson edited this message on 08/26/2008 6:02PM

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

King Krimson Posted:

What the hell? I clicked on the picture and it logged me out. I hope this isn’t some kind of hack.

Edit: Oh, I see. At least it didn’t reach Bizzaro Tom levels of douchebaggery.

are you serious


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

enire

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9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

King Krimson Posted:

What the hell? I clicked on the picture and it logged me out. I hope this isn’t some kind of hack.

Edit: Oh, I see. At least it didn’t reach Bizzaro Tom levels of douchebaggery.

Really, I’m the furthest thing from a hacker. Just immature Log in to see images!

EDIT: I’m done being immature for today. Logout link deleted.

enire edited this message on 08/26/2008 6:24PM

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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

are you serious

Yes, I clicked on a link without looking first. Currently, to atone for my foolishness, I am wearing a dunce hat.


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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lol

Indiana Jonas edited this message on 09/14/2009 4:07AM

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Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
4

Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Bad for you, male reproductive organpecker, we don’t negotiate with terrorists or kidnappers alike.


Who am I? I am…

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And I’m going to zap your bum.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

enire Posted:

Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later…

We has attached photo of your fume

[deleted]

How the **** could I have a baby? I have sex with dudes


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

Wearing one of those on my wiener atm.

Also you’re pretty ****in stupid.

Hobart, why do you refuse to share your love?!


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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

Hi Janei! LOL. Hobard is funy hay? I lik him alot.


Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

He is funny. And he refuses to be my BFF which makes me angry.


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Eirairaianna

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Level 16 Re-Re

Litening bolt!!!! LOL (in ur faice bad guyz)

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Eirairianna elf wizerd. LOL. Plese send me a freind reqwets!!@!!

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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Janie Posted:

He is funny. And he refuses to be my BFF which makes me angry.

I’ll be your BFF.

bumuming that includes lots of sex.

Does it?


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King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Janie Posted:

He is funny. And he refuses to be my BFF which makes me angry.

Just beat him to a pulp and force him to be your, uh, ‘BFF’ (Interesting euphemism, by the way). If he refuses, just kill him, or lock him in a tower, or implicate him as the leader of a kiddy porn ring, or something. That, or you could ambush him in an alleyway.


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