To enhance our Service* to the Forumwarz users, I’m spilling the beans on how to get this much coveted E-Peen on your Re-Re. Depending on when Episode 2 is introduced (the deadline for the E-Peen) it could be easier than you think.

First up: Grinding for Flezz.

This phase is simple. Get the following build:

Egomania level 6

Luck level 5

Cute Animalz!!! Level 2

Thrift Shopper Level 5

Offense Level 2

2 remaining points into whatever: they’re useless.

No Equipment, and of course you have Ophelia’s Bad Poetry available as well.

With this build, you go and run That’s a Lot of Feces!, but only when it has 17 threads. Since the thread count is rather variable, you’ll want to cram as many visits in whenever 17 threads are available: use the numkeys. You should be able to do it easily without consumables. Max luck makes sure you max out your deliveries.

Phase 2: Actually Pwning the damn Great Firewall of China.

You need to buy at least 200 Smileprin XRs, 250 to be safe. You’ll also want the PruneServ, as well as the male reproductive organblaster equipped. After you stocked up on items, get the following build:

Egomania Level 5

Defense Level 7

Cute Animalz!!! Level 1

Offense Level 3

You’ve got some points left, suggested is you put them into luck to increase deliveries from your GFoC run. You’ll need to heal a lot, as the forum hits you for 100, and sometimes more, pretty much every turn: we have high defense to get ourselves a half-decent miss percentage. Keep your ego high so you can use Ophelia’s Bad Poetry whenever it becomes available. Never let your ego drop below 150, unless you’re willing to take risks you’re not. On extra misses you use Hamster Parade. Expect this to take about half an hour if you’re not speeding it. Focus, as you probably don’t get to try again.

Note: the Phase two build is rather crippling for most other purposes. Hell, you can’t even properly speed Denture Chat with it because of your lack of attacks. Try to find a use for the visits you’re going to have to run with this build, but get a more generic build after that ASAP. I hope this helps you, even if the target audience for this is rather limited.

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Well, there’s not many known Re-Re grinding builds. Log in to see images!

So I think it would be useful for the ones grinding flezz, even if only for them. I’m gonna try this, simply because I’m bored to death with the game as it is.

Once I get Feces with 17 threads that is…

UNFUNNY BULLSHIT-Bot 5000 edited this message on 08/19/2008 7:35AM

Does Homicide Girls at 12 gives more cred then Feces at 17?

That’s a good point, Feces with 17 is pretty rare. But every little bit counts, right?

Thanks for the comments!

Veer: I’m not expecting very many people to follow it. Then again it was easy to write and if one or two players pick up a hint or two from it, that’s enough of a success for me. Main point is that Jingjing looks pretty smashing on a Re-Re imo, and is quite attainable with some effort for a limited time.

Regarding Homicide Girls: I’m a bit of a purist so I presented the most efficient option. I’ve already bugged ET for another Re-Re grinding option, and made this thread where I present an argument that imo carries more substance than the usual “I want more Flezz on my Re-Re”. We’ll see.

Fran Posted:

My Re-Re is up to 110 XRs now… go go go Log in to see images!

You have enough time, I bet ET will announce E2 a couple of weeks in advance so it shouldn’t be a problem.

I haven’t tried this with my re-re, but I think one of the points for investing in defense is to have the forum attacks be close to 100 as possible.

If you want to test an offense build, couldn’t you just use the first thread and extrapolate the data from there?