To enhance our Service* to the Forumwarz users, I’m spilling the beans on how to get this much coveted E-Peen on your Re-Re. Depending on when Episode 2 is introduced (the deadline for the E-Peen) it could be easier than you think.

First up: Grinding for Flezz.

This phase is simple. Get the following build:

Egomania level 6

Luck level 5

Cute Animalz!!! Level 2

Thrift Shopper Level 5

Offense Level 2

2 remaining points into whatever: they’re useless.

No Equipment, and of course you have Ophelia’s Bad Poetry available as well.

With this build, you go and run That’s a Lot of Feces!, but only when it has 17 threads. Since the thread count is rather variable, you’ll want to cram as many visits in whenever 17 threads are available: use the numkeys. You should be able to do it easily without consumables. Max luck makes sure you max out your deliveries.

Phase 2: Actually Pwning the damn Great Firewall of China.

You need to buy at least 200 Smileprin XRs, 250 to be safe. You’ll also want the PruneServ, as well as the male reproductive organblaster equipped. After you stocked up on items, get the following build:

Egomania Level 5

Defense Level 7

Cute Animalz!!! Level 1

Offense Level 3

You’ve got some points left, suggested is you put them into luck to increase deliveries from your GFoC run. You’ll need to heal a lot, as the forum hits you for 100, and sometimes more, pretty much every turn: we have high defense to get ourselves a half-decent miss percentage. Keep your ego high so you can use Ophelia’s Bad Poetry whenever it becomes available. Never let your ego drop below 150, unless you’re willing to take risks you’re not. On extra misses you use Hamster Parade. Expect this to take about half an hour if you’re not speeding it. Focus, as you probably don’t get to try again.

Note: the Phase two build is rather crippling for most other purposes. Hell, you can’t even properly speed Denture Chat with it because of your lack of attacks. Try to find a use for the visits you’re going to have to run with this build, but get a more generic build after that ASAP. I hope this helps you, even if the target audience for this is rather limited.

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